What do a mobster, a dog and peanut butter have in common? Bellman Tim Porter is about to find out. On a routine bag checkout, Tim Porter discovers there is nothing routine about this day. Tim finds the hotel's guest, T.J. Starko, naked, dead, and with over three million in cash. Torn between doing the right thing or keeping his newly found fortune, Tim summons the help of his co-worker and hopeful love interest, Brittany Lazure. Brittany coerces Tim into a high stakes gamble of stealing the cash and the dead body. With a very ripe, dead mobster and a whole lot of money, Tim and Brittany make their escape. But, their escape isn't as clean as they had hoped. The dead mobster's brother, Joe Starko, is quick to pick up on their trail. While Joe combs Tim's apartment for clues, Tim's wacky friend and paintball junkie, Elway shoots the intruder with a paintball pellet. Joe abducts Elway and the only thing keeping him alive is the fact he knows where Tim and Brittany are. Tim and Brittany ... Written by
The dirtiest clean getaway in history...