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[to the bad guy]

Kennedy Smith: I never thought of you as being particularly paternal, except for that time you wanted to be known as the "Father of Chaos".

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Barbara Bush: What is it that makes a man want to work with sperm?

Dr. Gupp: I always wanted to work with my hands.

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[Kriegman finds Barbara sitting on their bed while they're trying to have a child.]

Barbara Bush: Honey, the doctor called. Guess what he said.

[She fires a gun in his general direction.]

Allan Kriegman: He wants you to shoot me?

Barbara Bush: No.

[She fires closer at him.]

Allan Kriegman: He wants you to kill me?

Barbara Bush: No.

[She fires directly at him.]

Allan Kriegman: I'M SHOOTING BLANKS?

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