Grosse Pointe (2000–2001)
Hunter Fallow: I think Johnny's really in love. Either that or he's got a surfboard in his shorts.
Hunter Fallow: You are so great on the show... even if the fans don't agree.
Courtney Scott: I feel so nervous. Do you guys have any tips?
Hunter Fallow: Try to look thinner.
Hunter Fallow: They would never fire me, I'm the star of this show. I am this show.
Marcy Sternfeld: I release my obsession with Johnny. I release my obsession with Johnny.
Hunter Fallow: Today she's squeezing his zits, tomorrow who knows what she'll be squeezing.
Marcy Sternfeld: Don't take it personally. She hates everyone. Even me, and I'm her best friend.
Quentin King: Some fresh meat will be nice after that dried up beef jerky that calls herself Hunter.
Dave: You're so generous and... nice.
Marcy Sternfeld: You know I tell myself that all the time but it sounds so much better when someone else says it.
Hunter Fallow: Every time I kiss you I think I deserve an Emmy.
Quentin King: And every time I kiss you I think why can't I kiss a girl with breasts.
Hunter Fallow: I blame this on Sarah Michelle Gellar. If Buffy weren't such a hit, this never would've happened.
[In a bar with loud music]
Courtney Scott: Are you sure this is a good place to meet guys? You can't even have a conversation.
Hunter Fallow: Who needs to hear them talk if they're cute?
Hunter Fallow: He's not even that cute. And those tattoos are totally henna.
Marcy Sternfeld: I'm in love. Hunter now I finally understand how you met Trent Reznor and got engaged within 24 hours.
Hunter Fallow: Yeah, but he went platinum... twice.
Quentin King: It's cool to do your own stunts. Like Cruise in MI2.
Marcy Sternfeld: Why should I take advice from you? The longest relationship you ever had was in the bathroom stall at the Viper Room.
Courtney Scott: There's no way I'm spending more money on my car than my parent's spend on their house.
Hunter Fallow: I bet they're not making Dawson's Creek go supernatural for Halloween.
Quentin King: Oh, they are... Dawson's going to hell to save Joey's soul.
Hunter Fallow: It's a thin line between love and hate. It's called angry sex.
Marcy Sternfeld: I'm so depressed. I need to buy shoes.
Hunter Fallow: Oh, you need to buy something but they don't sell it at a shoe store.
Marcy Sternfeld: I should try yelling at people more often.
Hunter Fallow: You think this is good, try having an orgasm.
Dave: Did you like the movie?
Hunter Fallow: Well besides the fact that Winona Ryder has my career, it wasn't so bad.
Johnny Bishop: He says he's going to start a whole gay chapter for Johnny Bishop. Just look what they've done for Keanu Reeves.
Dave: How much do you think I can get for Hunter's lingerie?
Kevin: Washed or unwashed? They pay double if it comes straight from the star.
[to Courtney, when fighting]
Hunter Fallow: You Hefty bag of trash.
Dave: Why are you so irritable?
Hunter Fallow: You try playing
Hunter Fallow: *Becky* every day.
Hunter Fallow: I wouldn't go around here bragging about how much time you spend on these scripts, cause guess what? They suck.
Quentin King: Kristin Davis. Man, I'd like to have sex in her city.
Hunter Fallow: Take your pants off, I don't want to think right now.
Hunter Fallow: No matter how much America despises you I won't let it affect my feelings for you.
Johnny Bishop: Hunter! Hunter!
[runs up to her]
Hunter Fallow: Bite me.
Johnny Bishop: I talked to my brother, he says he's going to fix the game.
Johnny Bishop: Come on, it was a mistake!
Hunter Fallow: Vietnam was a mistake. Zoe, Jack, Duncan, and Jane was a mistake. Having a pinball drop out of my ass is not a mistake.
Quentin King: Man, your cousin is so hot.
Johnny Bishop: I know!
Johnny Bishop: Hey, check out how golden and downy these hairs are getting around my navel.
Kevin: [Johnny pulls up his vest and Kevin becomes uncomfortable] Wow.
Johnny Bishop: They're kind of soft like chest hair, but sexy like pubic hairs
Johnny Bishop: Hey, what do you call this anyway?
Kevin: I don't know. Like, chesty-pubey-tummy hair?
Johnny Bishop: Yeah.