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Grosse Pointe (TV Series 2000–2001) Poster

(2000–2001)

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Hunter Fallow: I think Johnny's really in love. Either that or he's got a surfboard in his shorts.

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Hunter Fallow: You are so great on the show... even if the fans don't agree.

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Johnny Bishop: I can hardly look at her without sporting wood.

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Courtney Scott: I feel so nervous. Do you guys have any tips?

Hunter Fallow: Try to look thinner.

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Marcy Sternfeld: Why didn't he ask me to squeeze his zit?

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Hunter Fallow: They would never fire me, I'm the star of this show. I am this show.

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Marcy Sternfeld: I release my obsession with Johnny. I release my obsession with Johnny.

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Hunter Fallow: Today she's squeezing his zits, tomorrow who knows what she'll be squeezing.

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Marcy Sternfeld: Don't take it personally. She hates everyone. Even me, and I'm her best friend.

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Quentin King: Some fresh meat will be nice after that dried up beef jerky that calls herself Hunter.

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Quentin King: I swear I have never, ever had herpes on my lip.

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Dave: You're so generous and... nice.

Marcy Sternfeld: You know I tell myself that all the time but it sounds so much better when someone else says it.

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Hunter Fallow: Every time I kiss you I think I deserve an Emmy.

Quentin King: And every time I kiss you I think why can't I kiss a girl with breasts.

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Hunter Fallow: I blame this on Sarah Michelle Gellar. If Buffy weren't such a hit, this never would've happened.

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[In a bar with loud music]

Courtney Scott: Are you sure this is a good place to meet guys? You can't even have a conversation.

Hunter Fallow: Who needs to hear them talk if they're cute?

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Hunter Fallow: He's not even that cute. And those tattoos are totally henna.

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Marcy Sternfeld: I'm in love. Hunter now I finally understand how you met Trent Reznor and got engaged within 24 hours.

Hunter Fallow: Yeah, but he went platinum... twice.

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Quentin King: It's cool to do your own stunts. Like Cruise in MI2.

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Marcy Sternfeld: Why should I take advice from you? The longest relationship you ever had was in the bathroom stall at the Viper Room.

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Courtney Scott: There's no way I'm spending more money on my car than my parent's spend on their house.

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Hunter Fallow: I bet they're not making Dawson's Creek go supernatural for Halloween.

Quentin King: Oh, they are... Dawson's going to hell to save Joey's soul.

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Dave: Glad your crotch is feeling better.

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Hunter Fallow: It's a thin line between love and hate. It's called angry sex.

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Marcy Sternfeld: I'm too famous to have an orgasm.

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Marcy Sternfeld: I'm so depressed. I need to buy shoes.

Hunter Fallow: Oh, you need to buy something but they don't sell it at a shoe store.

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Marcy Sternfeld: I should try yelling at people more often.

Hunter Fallow: You think this is good, try having an orgasm.

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Johnny Bishop: Man, what a bitchen dude.

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Johnny Bishop: There's no way I'm going out with a *he*.

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Dave: Did you like the movie?

Hunter Fallow: Well besides the fact that Winona Ryder has my career, it wasn't so bad.

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Johnny Bishop: He says he's going to start a whole gay chapter for Johnny Bishop. Just look what they've done for Keanu Reeves.

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Dave: Wow, are all your bras this thick?

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Dave: How much do you think I can get for Hunter's lingerie?

Kevin: Washed or unwashed? They pay double if it comes straight from the star.

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[to Courtney, when fighting]

Hunter Fallow: You Hefty bag of trash.

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Dave: I'm doing a TV star and plus, I'm still on her payroll!

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Dave: Why are you so irritable?

Hunter Fallow: You try playing

[preppy voice]

Hunter Fallow: *Becky* every day.

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Dave: Hunter, you're like, the best girlfriend in the world.

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Hunter Fallow: I wouldn't go around here bragging about how much time you spend on these scripts, cause guess what? They suck.

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Quentin King: Kristin Davis. Man, I'd like to have sex in her city.

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Hunter Fallow: Take your pants off, I don't want to think right now.

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Quentin King: Smellrose place. Season number two.

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Hunter Fallow: No matter how much America despises you I won't let it affect my feelings for you.

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Johnny Bishop: Hunter! Hunter!

[runs up to her]

Hunter Fallow: Bite me.

Johnny Bishop: I talked to my brother, he says he's going to fix the game.

[pause]

Johnny Bishop: Come on, it was a mistake!

Hunter Fallow: Vietnam was a mistake. Zoe, Jack, Duncan, and Jane was a mistake. Having a pinball drop out of my ass is not a mistake.

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Quentin King: Man, your cousin is so hot.

Johnny Bishop: I know!

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Johnny Bishop: Hey, check out how golden and downy these hairs are getting around my navel.

Kevin: [Johnny pulls up his vest and Kevin becomes uncomfortable] Wow.

Johnny Bishop: They're kind of soft like chest hair, but sexy like pubic hairs

Kevin: Yeah.

Johnny Bishop: Hey, what do you call this anyway?

Kevin: I don't know. Like, chesty-pubey-tummy hair?

Johnny Bishop: Yeah.

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