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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased (TV 1999)

TV Movie  -   -  Documentary | Comedy  -  6 February 1999 (USA)
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Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

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Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

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George Carlin: Lemme ask ya something. How's everybody doing tonight, huh?
[audience applauds]
George Carlin: Good. Well, *fuck you!*
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Happy 70th, George!
12 May 2007 | by (Portland, Oregon, USA) – See all my reviews

Since today is George Carlin's 70th birthday, I wanted to review one of his stand-up performances. "George Carlin: You Are All Diseased" is one of the funniest stand-up performances that I've ever seen. It shows that Carlin hasn't lost his touch, as he assails every aspect of society. I never realized it before, but it's true: everyone BS's* us (including our parents and teachers). I couldn't agree with him more about religion, and he did have a good suggestion about preventing diseases. But no matter what, Carlin positively identifies that pretty much everything about our society turns us into a bunch of submissive little f--king pussies. A great experience.

*I assume that you know that BS is short for a word that I'm not allowed to write here; a word basically meaning "male-cow excrement".


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