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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased (1999)

Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

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Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

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[first lines]
George Carlin: So, lemme ask ya something. How's everybody doing tonight, huh?
[audience cheers]
George Carlin: Good, well, *fuck you*! Just trying to make ya feel at home.
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Achingly funny
18 January 2004 | by (New Zealand) – See all my reviews

George Carlin has been a legendary comedian for years but this has got to be his funniest yet. He talks about everything from hygiene, hotels, God, food, religion, charity, cigars, names, airport security, cops, words, you name it. He talks about it.

The show is extremely crude and politically incorrect, but it's quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen on stand-up TV. Check you're local listings or see if you can rent this baby at your local video store because it's a show you'll never forget.

10/10


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