Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel (2001 Video Game)
Auditor General: What is your problem, WARRIOR?! If you don't get the fuck moving, you're gonna have to stand the fuck by for me to stick my foot so far up your ass, that you'll be TASTING THE CRAP THAT GROWS BETWEEN MY TOES!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!
Auditor General: I want them deader than a meat-sauce covered ghoul, with a chainsaw up his ass, tossed into a pit full of GODDAMN HUNGRY DEATHCLAWS!!IS THAT CLEAR?!?!
Civillian: My spidey sense is definitely tingling.
Paladin Ryczek: Ten-hut!
Paladin Ryczek: Alright you mutated, red-neck, green-skinned, sacks of irradiated flesh, LISTEN UP! I am Paladin Ryczek! I am in charge of training you, backwood maggots, in the art of war and survival! In my time in the Brotherhood I have personally trained more than fifty initiates and I am proud to say almost fourteen of 'em are still alive and kickin'!
Paladin Ryczek: The elders have ordered me to mold you flabby, hip-slappin', berry-pickin', rat-rubbin' brahmin kissers into capable warriors, and I am going to do it even if it kills you!
Paladin Ryczek: I will teach you how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, spit like a Brotherhood soldier!
Paladin Ryczek: First level of training will be recruitment detail! You will go to surrounding villages and see what able-bodied primates are ready for an honest life's work! It is your duty to remind the village elders that if they want continued protection from the scum of this world, they will uphold their end of the bargain by providing resources and their best and brightest for Brotherhood training!
Paladin Ryczek: Now get your weak-kneed, superstitious, soft-skinned, uneducated butts to the armory! You will be issued basic weapon and armor! There are three simple rules to follow with Brotherhood equipment! If you damage your weapon, you will spend a week in the box! If you damage your armor, you will spend a week in the box! If you lose either, I'll kill you myself!
Paladin Ryczek: And one final thing, ladies...
Paladin Ryczek: ...Welcome to the Brotherhood of Steel!
Paladin Ryczek: [Disgusted] Dismissed...