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Da Hip Hop Witch (2000)

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5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.

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5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.

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Someone - or something - is attacking hip-hop artists in New York. One year later, their stories are found. See more »


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Da Hip Hop Witch is a "spoof" of The Blair Witch Project See more »

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Eminem: Don't fuck with the fucking witch, man! Don't fuck with the fucking witch!
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Spoofs The Blair Witch Project (1999) See more »

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do you care who iz da hip hop witch?
12 January 2003 | by (urbana IL) – See all my reviews

Easily the worst movie I've ever seen. This barely-there Blair Witch parody involves (1) a gruesome "hip hop witch" who scares rappers like Eminem, Vanilla Ice, and Pras, and lesser-knowns like Youngbloodz, (2) multi-platinum record sales for these same rappers (yes, apparently, even now the Youngbloodz have sold 4 million), and (3) a snoopy woman who works for some kind of magazine who suspects there is more to this "story" than meets the eye. Watching this movie is like watching a video on BET Uncut. You can't stop laughing, and it starts to hurt your eyes because the camera guy can't hold steady. I need to also mention the 5 freakish white kids (a stoner, a raver girl, a jock, and 2 idiots) who go off in search of this witch. Worse yet -- the witch lives in Jersey! Way to represent! And if that isn't enough, when the final scene reveals exact who or what da witch is, you will throw up out of disgust. Honestly, I don't know whether to recommend Da Hip Hop Witch because it is one of the worst ever made and you should see it for that reason alone, or if you're just a hip-hop fan and you're curious about the acting skills of all of the above and then some. I mean, does anyone else rememember Cool As Ice?


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