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Da Hip Hop Witch (2000)

5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.

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Himself (as Pras)
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Will Hunting
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Dee Dee Washington
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Raven (aka Rave Girl)
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5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.

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Someone - or something - is attacking hip-hop artists in New York. One year later, their stories are found. See more »


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Rated R for pervasive strong language | See all certifications »

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18 September 2003 (Japan)  »

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Hip hop veštice  »

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Da Hip Hop Witch is a "spoof" of The Blair Witch Project See more »

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Eminem: Don't fuck with the fucking witch, man! Don't fuck with the fucking witch!
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References Pulp Fiction (1994) See more »

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My brain hurts
3 April 2003 | by (Dallas, TX) – See all my reviews

After watching this 'movie,' my brain hurts. If you attempt to watch it, you're taking your sanity into your own hands. It was shot on video, probably with a Sears beta-max recorder bought at a garage sale. It was 'edited' as if someone put the footage into a blender. It has ad-libbed 'performances,' including Eminem saying over and over again about how the witch putting her finger in his a$$, and Vanilla Ice looking like he wishes he could get cast in another Ninja Turtles movie. And yes, that IS Vanilla Ice. How's THAT for street cred? And it JUST WON'T END!!! It keeps going ON and ON and ON!!!!!

I had to watch this for my job, and I am seeking hazard pay from my employers. This could possibly be the worst film I've ever seen, and yes, I have seen Powder AND The Crow: City of Angels. I would've given this the rating it deserved, but IMDB won't let you give a 0.01 out of 10.


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