Luis Miranda Solares:
Is this kidnapping or robbery?
El Chivo:
It could be the last day of your life.
Daniel:
I'll be back around two, okay, hon?
Valeria:
If you never come back it's okay too, bastard.
Susana:
[
to Octavio] You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh... tell Him your plans.
[
at the Supermarket]
Ramiro:
Did you find everything you needed?
Octavio:
I am just missing some condoms. I didn't find my size.
El Chivo:
So how shall we call my dog?
Luis Miranda Solares:
I don't know, "LostDog"?
El Chivo:
[
sarcastically] You have a good imagination, you must be in advertisement!
Octavio:
[
to his brother Ramiro after being threatened] Being tough won't make you smart.
Octavio:
[
to Susana numerous times] If not now, then when?
El Chivo:
[
to Aunt Luisa] You're hostile, sister-in-law.
El Chivo:
[
to his newfound dog, Blackie, after misbehaving] It's not right, asshole!
Octavio:
Come away with me.
Ramiro:
If you don't fuck off, I'll kick your fucking ass!
Octavio:
I'm not scared of you.
[
Octavio headbutts Ramiro]
El Chivo:
Do you want something to drink? I've got rum, water and milk.
Luis Miranda Solares:
What are you gonna do with me?
El Chivo:
What does that mean? rum, water or milk?
Luis Miranda Solares:
My question means what it means!
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