- Jordan Knight: [upon realizing he'll be playing one-on-one with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar] Man, this is my dream come true!
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: [points a finger down at Jordan] No, this is your worst nightmare.
- Jonathan Knight: [after pulling up to the gas pump, to the employee] Yeah, fill it up.
- Gas Station Employee: [questioningly] Um, take the oil, wash the window...?
- Jonathan Knight: [brushing him off] Yeah, sure.
- Gas Station Employee: Green stamps?
- Jonathan Knight: [shaking his head] Naw.
- Khrystyne Haje: [nudging him encouragingly] Yeah, take the stamps.
- Jonathan Knight: [smiles at the employee pacifistically] Okay.