Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (1992 Video Game)
Indiana Jones: [complimenting Sophia] In this light you look just like Vivien Leigh.
Sophia Hapgood: Frankly Indy, I don't give a damn.
Indiana Jones: Of all the shops in Algeria and we had to walk into this one.
Sophia Hapgood: We'll always have Iceland Indy...
Arnold: [a Nazi spots Indy in the Crete labyrinth] You there, Amerikanner! Kommen zie! I won't hurt you.
[Indy walks over]
Arnold: Know any good drinking tunes?
Indiana Jones: Maybe, let me think..."Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime"?
Arnold: No, that's too depressing. Now I'll have to amuse myself by tearing your head off!
Indiana Jones: Try singing "So Long, It's Been Good To Know You"
Indiana Jones: [while exploring the Crete labyrinth] Some date, huh?
Sophia Hapgood: We're not dating Jones; this is not a date, if it was a date, I would've stood you up!
Indiana Jones: [Indy is making shadow puppets with a flashlight and makes a dog] Neat! Woof, woof!
Sophia Hapgood: ...Indy?
Indiana Jones: [makes an elephant] It's Jumbo! King of the Circus!
Sophia Hapgood: What do you think you're doing?
Indiana Jones: [makes a rabbit] ... and here's Nur-Ab-Sal!
Sophia Hapgood: Stop that this instant!
Indiana Jones: [turns off flashlight] ... sorry.
[Kerner steps onto the platform on the Godhood Machine]
Klaus Kerner: If anyone's going to become a god, it must be me!
Dr. Hans Ubermann: You? Don't be silly, Kerner! You're not prepared for this!
Klaus Kerner: I'm in charge of this operation, you spineless sausage!
[draws his gun]
Klaus Kerner: Activate the machine!
Dr. Hans Ubermann: [sighs] A test is a test. Plato suggested 10 beads; let's try that.
Indiana Jones: Hang on a second!
Klaus Kerner: What now, Jones?
Indiana Jones: What about Plato's tenfold error?
Klaus Kerner: What about it?
Indiana Jones: Ten beads might give you size ten antlers.
Indiana Jones: Just a thought.
Klaus Kerner: Hmmm... he may be right. We should divide by ten. Try ONE bead.
Dr. Hans Ubermann: One bead it is!
[Ubermann inserts a bead into the machine and it turns on, slowly transforming Kerner]
Dr. Hans Ubermann: Himmel! It's working!
[Kerner is transformed into a small disfigured demonic creature]
Klaus Kerner: NOOOOOO!
[Kerner plunges himself into the lava]
Dr. Hans Ubermann: A small bead for a small man, eh Jones? Now it's your turn.
Hans: Hey, you!
Indiana Jones: Me?
Hans: I don't see anyone else. State your business.
Indiana Jones: I'm selling soap. And you smell like you could use some.
Hans: I'll trade you for a lesson in manners.
Indiana Jones: [subway train Indy is riding crashes through a wall] Ow.
Guard: [At door to labyrinth] You're trespassing on occupied territory. I've got orders not to let anyone pass.
Indiana Jones: I got a message for Kolonel Kerner. Let me pass.
Guard: I'll deliver it myself. What's the message?
Indiana Jones: Go tell Kerner there's an idiot guarding the door.
Guard: You need a lesson in respect mein herr!
Klaus Kerner: Jones was a better man than I thought, if he could tolerate HER!
[looking at the volcano left after Atlantis' collapse]
Indiana Jones: You know, a lot of my discoveries seem like tall tales, even to me. At least there's some evidence now.
[the volcano promptly sinks under the surface]
Sophia Hapgood: Then again, maybe not.
[Indy suddenly kisses Sohia intently]
Sophia Hapgood: [surprised] What was that for?
Indiana Jones: To ease the pain.
Sophia Hapgood: Not so fast; first I'm going to read your fortune.
[Sophia moves closer to Indy]
Sophia Hapgood: Look into my eyes.
[Indy backs off nervously, Sophia moves in again]
Sophia Hapgood: *Deep* into my eyes.
[Indy backs off again, Sophia follows]
Sophia Hapgood: For Pete's sake, I'm not going to hurt you!
[as Indy approaches Sophia, the Nazi Guard notices him]
Guard: Who are you? Talk fast, and I'd better like your tone of voice, or you're a dead man!
Indiana Jones: I'm Indiana Jones. Who are you, bucket head?
Guard: Bucket head? What kind of insult is that?
Indiana Jones: I'll let Sophia explain it to you.
[Sophia knocks out the guard with a bucket sitting behind him]
[alternate dialogue for the conversation above]
Indiana Jones: Has madame Sophia told you your future looks *pail*?
Guard: No, now that you mention it she hasn't.
Indiana Jones: [to Sophia, referring to a less-than-cooperative colleague] I think the good doctor has frostbite of the brain.
Indiana Jones: I'm back!
Klaus Kerner: You don't look at all well, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Exploring our collections can be dangerous, Mr. Uhh... what was your name again?
Klaus Kerner: Smith.
Guard: Jones, Jones, you never learn.
Indiana Jones: Don't you know when to quit?
[after choosing a line]
Indiana Jones: Let's talk this over... with our fists!
Indiana Jones: [in Iceland] Cold enough for ya?
Sophia Hapgood: Even colder than my feelings toward you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: [Indy finds Sophia trapped in a pit in the Knossos labyrinth, but cannot see her] How do I know you're really Sophia?
Sophia Hapgood: If I wasn't Sophia, how would I know about that cute little birthmark on your...
Indiana Jones: Fine, you're Sophia!
Indiana Jones: [Knocks on door] Mr. Costa?
Felipe Costa: Pipe down! I'm coming!
Felipe Costa: You again! What do you want?
Indiana Jones: Do you have a bathroom in there I could use?
Felipe Costa: Yes, and no! Now go away!
Indiana Jones: [Looks at Sophia] Don't start with me!
Nazi U-boat Captain: [Indy opens the U-boat hatch, alerting the captain] Halt!
Indiana Jones: Uh-oh.
Nazi U-boat Captain: [Climbs up a ladder to the deck] I'm the captain here, and I don't tolerate stowaways!
Indiana Jones: Are you a SUB-captain or a merely SUB-human?
Nazi U-boat Captain: Defend yourself amerikanerschweine!
[They start a fist-fight]