Ten reasons why women don't kill as often as men. By Tiffany Samuels and Mark Prescott. K. No. 1, they don't wanna break a nail while bludgeoning someone to death. No. 2, they don't wanna bury anyone when it's cold, wet, damp or humid cuz it makes their hair frizzy. No. 3, women don't kill as often as men do because their brains aren't damaged from too much beer drinking and the inhaling of noxious fumes released incessantly by men, i.e. farting. No. 4, they don't drive vehicles that have ...