Quotes
Otto Rocket: Woogie, Woogie, Woogie, Woogie.
Share thisTwister: Rock on with your bad self!
Share thisOtto Rocket: You mean Sam's not sick because he's always sick and we're sick because we're never sick. That's sick!
Share this[Twister is following Lars - they're under the pier]
Twister: I don't see anything cool back here, and it smells like a cat box.
Share thisTwister: I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of.
Share this[Otto picks up the phone, interrupting Twister and Reggie's conversation]
Twister: Reggie? You're starting to sound like Otto.
Otto Rocket: This IS Otto.
Share thisTwister: 100% pure California busted.
Share thisLars Rodriguez: I guess I'm sort of sorry.
Twister: You're just sayin' that cuz Mom made you.
Share thisSquid: At least I got that out of my system.
Twister: Yeah! And all over the parking lot! I mean, I felt like hurling when you hurled.
Share thisReggie Rocket: Why do you keep changing channels every three seconds?
Otto Rocket: There's nothing on!
Reggie Rocket: There's 99 channels, pick one!
Share this[the gang is lost in the woods They spot a pile of bones]
Squid: It's a lost Wood Ranger!
Reggie Rocket: These are chicken bones.
Twister: What was a chicken doing in a Wood Ranger uniform?
Share thisOtto Rocket: Your brother and his loser friends ditched us.
Share this[about Otto]
Tito Makani, Jr.: There's no talking to that kid.
Ray 'Raymundo' Rocket: Welcome to my world.
Share thisOtto Rocket: Don't tell anybody we're in the back bowl. I don't wanna get busted. Deal?
Reggie Rocket: I don't know...
Otto Rocket: I'll tell Raymundo who broke his favorite cactus doing kick flips in the living room.
Reggie Rocket: Deal!
Share thisOtto Rocket: Who was working your head? This is like the time you thought you saw the half dog/half boy.
Twister: He chased cars, didn't he?
Share thisTito Makani, Jr.: He who rubs his enemy's face in the sand gets buried in the sand, too.
Twister: You think I should bury Lars in the sand?
Share thisOtto Rocket: There's only one thing missing on the Wall of Fame, Rocket Boy.
Reggie Rocket: Do you think there's enough wall for ALL your greatness?
Share thisLars Rodriguez: Why were you screaming so much last night?
Twister: I had a dream about your face.
Lars Rodriguez: Do you wanna dream about my FIST?
Mrs. Rodriguez: Boys, what did I say about threatening each other at breakfast?
Share thisOtto Rocket: We'll have the back half of Mount Baldy to ourselves. And since it's off limits, no one will even know we're back there.
Reggie Rocket: There might possibly be a REASON for the yellow barricade.
Twister: Why do you always have to ruin our fun?
Reggie Rocket: I'm not ruining your fun, I am saving your lives!
Share thisOtto Rocket: Just sneak out your bedroom window.
Squid: Do you know how big a drop that is?
Otto Rocket: Yeah. Two feet
Share thisTwister: Please tell me this is a bad dream.
Lars Rodriguez: Mom says I have to tag along 'cause you're too lame to go to another country by yourself.
[He tosses the suitcase to Twister, who discovers that its empty]
Twister: For your information, Hawaii is a state.
Lars Rodriguez: Yeah right. And Chicago's a city.
Share thisOtto Rocket: [on the phone trying to get his surfboards from his dad while he and Sam are playing hookie] I promised to bring two surfboards in for Show-N'-Tell. So... if you could just leave them behind the shop... that way, Sam's mom can swing by and pick them up when she brings his asthma medicine to school? Thanks, Raymundo!
[hangs up]
Otto Rocket: Relax, Squid. Raymundo totally bought it!
Ray 'Raymundo' Rocket: [back at the Shack, also hanging up] Oh, man, I didn't buy that for a second.
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