Otto Rocket: Woogie, Woogie, Woogie, Woogie.
Twister: Rock on with your bad self!
Otto Rocket: You mean Sam's not sick because he's always sick and we're sick because we're never sick. That's sick!
[Twister is following Lars - they're under the pier]
Twister: I don't see anything cool back here, and it smells like a cat box.
Twister: I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of.
[Otto picks up the phone, interrupting Twister and Reggie's conversation]
Twister: Reggie? You're starting to sound like Otto.
Otto Rocket: This IS Otto.
Twister: 100% pure California busted.
Squid: At least I got that out of my system.
Twister: Yeah! And all over the parking lot! I mean, I felt like hurling when you hurled.
Reggie Rocket: Why do you keep changing channels every three seconds?
Otto Rocket: There's nothing on!
Reggie Rocket: There's 99 channels, pick one!
[the gang is lost in the woods They spot a pile of bones]
Squid: It's a lost Wood Ranger!
Reggie Rocket: These are chicken bones.
Twister: What was a chicken doing in a Wood Ranger uniform?
Otto Rocket: Your brother and his loser friends ditched us.
Tito Makani, Jr.: There's no talking to that kid.
Ray 'Raymundo' Rocket: Welcome to my world.
Otto Rocket: Don't tell anybody we're in the back bowl. I don't wanna get busted. Deal?
Reggie Rocket: I don't know...
Otto Rocket: I'll tell Raymundo who broke his favorite cactus doing kick flips in the living room.
Reggie Rocket: Deal!
[sees a deer for the first time]
Twister: AHHH! Mutant goat!
Otto Rocket: Who was working your head? This is like the time you thought you saw the half dog/half boy.
Twister: He chased cars, didn't he?
Tito Makani, Jr.: He who rubs his enemy's face in the sand gets buried in the sand, too.
Twister: You think I should bury Lars in the sand?
Otto Rocket: There's only one thing missing on the Wall of Fame, Rocket Boy.
Reggie Rocket: Do you think there's enough wall for ALL your greatness?
Lars Rodriguez: Why were you screaming so much last night?
Twister: I had a dream about your face.
Lars Rodriguez: Do you wanna dream about my FIST?
Mrs. Rodriguez: Boys, what did I say about threatening each other at breakfast?
Otto Rocket: We'll have the back half of Mount Baldy to ourselves. And since it's off limits, no one will even know we're back there.
Reggie Rocket: There might possibly be a REASON for the yellow barricade.
Twister: Why do you always have to ruin our fun?
Reggie Rocket: I'm not ruining your fun, I am saving your lives!
Otto Rocket: Just sneak out your bedroom window.
Squid: Do you know how big a drop that is?
Otto Rocket: Yeah. Two feet
Twister: Please tell me this is a bad dream.
Lars Rodriguez: Mom says I have to tag along 'cause you're too lame to go to another country by yourself.
[He tosses the suitcase to Twister, who discovers that its empty]
Twister: For your information, Hawaii is a state.
Lars Rodriguez: Yeah right. And Chicago's a city.
Otto Rocket: [on the phone trying to get his surfboards from his dad while he and Sam are playing hookie] I promised to bring two surfboards in for Show-N'-Tell. So... if you could just leave them behind the shop... that way, Sam's mom can swing by and pick them up when she brings his asthma medicine to school? Thanks, Raymundo!
Otto Rocket: Relax, Squid. Raymundo totally bought it!
Ray 'Raymundo' Rocket: [back at the Shack, also hanging up] Oh, man, I didn't buy that for a second.