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Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge (Video Game 1991) Poster

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Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Woodchuck: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.

Guybrush Threepwood: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

Guybrush Threepwood: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Woodchuck: Oh, shut up!

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[Looking at a bust in Elaine Marley's room]

Guybrush: You know I heard some guys talking about Marleys bust, this must be it.

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Largo LaGrande: You're making me Mad Marty.

Marty: That's my name, don't wear it out.

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Herman Toothrot: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?

[the player must now go through 40 or so answers before finally being allowed to select:]

Guybrush: All colors?

Herman Toothrot: Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you?

Guybrush: That philosophy isn't worth my time.

Herman Toothrot: I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point.

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Largo LaGrande: You're not from these parts are ya? This here's a toll bridge you've got to pay.

Guybrush: Is this some sort of bribery situation?

Largo LaGrande: No more like extortion, here allow me to demonstrate.

[Picks up Guybrush and holds him upside down over the side of the bridge]

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Guybrush: If I could just reach my pirate utility belt...

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[after finding out LeChuck will be brought back to life]

Guybrush: He's going to come after me!

Voodoo Lady: Yes.

Guybrush: He's going to try to kill me!

Voodoo Lady: Undoubtedly.

Guybrush: Can you just kill me now and get it over with?

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Guybrush Threepwood: I'm on a whole new adventure.

Bart: Growing a mustache?

Guybrush Threepwood: No. Bigger than that.

Bart: A beard?

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Guybrush Threepwood: That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

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Guybrush Threepwood: Do you like my new beard?

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Voodoo Lady: There's only one way to escape from Lechuck.

Guybrush Threepwood: How?

Voodoo Lady: You're doing it right now.

Guybrush Threepwood: Fiddling with the change in my pocket?

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LeChuck: I... am your brother!

Guybrush Threepwood: No! No, that's not true!

LeChuck: Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!

Guybrush Threepwood: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

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Guybrush Threepwood: Hey, dynamite... just like it says on the side!

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Rapp Scallion: Now I can finally rest within the fold of the earth... like a Steamin' Weenie on a hot bun.

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Voodoo Lady: Two, four, six, eight, who do we assassinate? Largo, Largo, yeah!

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[Guybrush is being mugged by Largo LaGrande]

Guybrush: HEEELP! Police!

Largo: HA! Scream all you want, there are no police on Scabb Island.

Guybrush: Then who eats all the doughnuts and roughs up the transients?

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[LeChuck has captured Guybrush and Wally and explained them the intricate torture mechanism]

LeChuck: Do you know what happens next?

Guybrush: Umm... Well...

LeChuck: I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?

[LeChuck soon gets tired of Guybrush's stupid questions and leaves the scene]

Wally: He didn't say what he was going to do to me!

Guybrush: An ottoman comes to mind.

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Rapp Scallion: Violets are blue. Roses are read. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead.

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Guybrush Threepwood: Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I could throw Manhattan.

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[to LeChuck]

Guybrush: Have you ever tried conditioner on that beard?

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[while hanging over a pit of acid]

Guybrush: Wally?

Wally: Yeah?

Guybrush: Could you scratch my nose?

Wally: Yeah, right after you kiss my butt.

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[Using Voodoo doll on Largo]

Guybrush: Take that you stumpy little dim-witted toad!

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[to Elaine Marley]

Guybrush: So? You and the gardener, eh?

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Lechuck: Largo you've been my trusted henchman for many years but I will not hesitate to drag your entrails from the back of my ship if you do not bring me Guybrush Threepwood before he finds that treasure!

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[after Governor Phatt has said that LeChuck is offering a large bounty for Guybrush's capture]

Guybrush: I bet that money could buy a lot of bacon grease and pure fat, huh?

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Guybrush: They don't call me the Bone Master for nothin'!

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Guybrush Threepwood: She named the dog Guybrush?

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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