Mega Man Legends 2 (2000 Video Game)
Teasel Bonne: Listen up, everybody! Take everything of value that isn't nailed down, you hear me? I mean everything! I don't want there to even be a toothpick left, got it?
Servbot 1: Mr. Teisel, we collected all the food and supplies and loaded them in the ship!
Servbot 2: Um, what should we do with the toilet paper?
Teasel Bonne: We may be pirates, but we're not barbarians! We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
Yuna: Has it occurred to you that this great lost treasure might not be what you think it is? What happens to you is no concern of mine. Still, I'll give you this warning! What you call the "Mother Lode" is not what you think it might be! No, it's not a treasure at all - it's a *catastrophe* waiting to happen!