Mercy Streets (2000)
[Sam's answering machine]
Sam: Hi, it's Sam. Leave me a message... or else.
TJ: Let me ask you somethin'. If you're a priest, how come you get to have a girlfriend? What's up with that?
Jeremiah: I'm Episcopal . . .
Jeremiah: ...not Catholic.
Jeremiah: Last night I almost beat a total stranger to death, and I have no idea why. I'm supposed to be ordained a priest in less than a month. My brother hates me, my girlfriend won't marry me because she knows that I am a total fraud, and the only way that I can fix it all is to rip off these guys that I - I don't know, using money I don't have.
Tom: You see, the great thing about God - unlike my ex-wife - you don't have to be perfect for him to accept you.
John: What are you so happy about, TJ? Your girlfriend drop the charges?
[John is preparing to hotwire a vehicle he has just broken into. Sunny, in the passenger seat, takes a drag off her cigarette]
John: There's no smoking in my car!
[Discussing Jeremiah's sermon]
Sam: It definitely shows that you know the Bible. It's just... very long.
Jeremiah: It's as long as it should be.
Sam: I know, I know. It's just a lot of... detail to take in all at once.
Jeremiah: Sam, that's the whole point. The detail is what makes the passage so relevant.
Sam: It's not the passage. It's just... if you could deliver with a little more . . .
Tex: [interrupting] Sermon sucked, brother.