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36 out of 44 people found the following review useful:
Deception, Betrayal, and Diamonds, 12 February 2004
Author:
KatharineFanatic from United States
Reading over the comments for this film, I'm surprised how many people
disliked it. They harp because there are no accents, different accents, or
partial accents. They complain about wooden acting. I'm wondering of somehow
the world is cross-wired, since the film I saw had very fine acting,
gorgeous costuming, and excellent period dialogue. I was pleased
scriptwriters didn't dive into the vulgar, although some scenes (most
particularly the actual bodice-ripping) did push the mark.
As a period film fan, I found this story not only exquisite but also
fascinating. The plot is intelligent enough you don't have to check your
brain at the door, unlike many other dramas. True, it's not completely
historically accurate and they've made Jeanne la Motte much more likable and
moral than she was, but that's the point of a MOVIE. It's NOT supposed to be
reality, just a loose translation of a historical event. I found it
worthwhile and watched it three times in a week... a rarity among
films.
If you're not too snobby to put on your thinking cap, give it a
go.
47 out of 68 people found the following review useful:
There's really only one thing you need to know about this flick, 15 April 2003
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Author:
Karen (surreyhill) from Oxford, PA
Napoleon once said that the French Revolution was caused by The Seven
Years
War, the Phylloxera grapevine fungus, and The Affair of the Necklace. It
lasted for many years, eventually culminating in the Napoleonic Wars and
the
Empire Waist dress. It is surprising to the serious student of history
that
three causative factors were implicated, as the screenplay for the Affair
of
the Necklace alone is surely sufficient cause to put a few assorted heads
on
the block.
The Affair of the Necklace involves a historical scandal in the court of
Marie Antoinette. Hilary Swank plays a young woman in a marriage of
convenience to Adrien Brody's character, who feels her ancestral lands and
family name were unjustly seized and taken from her by the French crown.
She
thinks if she can get to court and lay her tragic history before Queen
Marie
Antoinette, that the Queen's feminine heart will be moved by her plight.
So,
she marries the Compte de la Motte in order to get a title which will
admit
her to court. Marrying Adrian Brody has to rank right up there with La
Gwyneth's marriage to Colin Firth in SIL on the all-time Top 10 ranking of
"Least Odious Arranged Marriages of Convenience in Motion Picture
History".
There's a lot of skullduggery involving licentious, ambitious Cardinals,
jewelers who never hit on the fruity scheme of busting up an unsold
necklace
they were seriously in hock for making and selling off the diamonds
individually, and a very odd charlatan psychic type mesmerist/seer played
by
the preternaturally-creepy Christopher Walken.
I could tell you more, but why? This movie is beautifully-photographed,
lavishly costumed, and by and large, dreadfully acted, edited, and
directed.
I cannot even begin to tell you how bad Hilary Swank is in it. The 1,000
word limit precludes that entirely. And as for editing, when your cuts
cause characters heads to jump around in the frame, that's bad.
I didn't expect much, though, since from the very get-go, the movie
violated
Surreyhill's First Law of Bad Historical Costume Drama: If the Dogs are
wrong, forget the rest. They give Marie Antoinette a Chinese Crested as a
lap dog, which is a big gaffe, since the first Cresteds were first brought
to Europe in the mid 1850's, and this was to England, as part of a
zoological exhibition. But then, I think that the Cresteds weren't the
only
members of the cast who were chosen for their interesting and unusual
looks,
as opposed to their actual suitability to play the part.
The Cast is pretty high-octane for a movie that basically bombed at the
box
office and garnered lukewarm reviews. Christopher Walken is joined by
Swank
and Brody, and let us not forget Jonathon Pryce. Simon Baker is appealing
in
a beige pantyhose sort of way as the hero, but when your hero is a gigolo
who hopes to personally profit from the sale of what is essentially stolen
property, you are entering interesting territory, particularly if your
lipliner also wanders around a bit, as Baker's does. The problem with
Baker
is that he seemed to have great difficult taking his lines seriously, and
one can see why. There are some real clunkers in this movie, and also, it
relies heavily on voiceover narration to make the plot comprehensible, and
this is another sign a movie is in big trouble. It violates almost every
rule of "show, don't tell".
I was disgruntled to find much time elapsed before first appearance of
Adrian Brody. However, he does play "The Compte" and Surreyhill's Second
Corollary of bodice-ripping clearly states that any male character under
45
who has the title of "Compte de ________" is to be considered sexy,
whether
villainous or heroic, as Comptes are by definition, sexy.
This Compte mutters his lines in a weird "method" hybrid of Brando and
Queens, while the rest of the cast is assuming an English accent, which
causes cognitive dissonance, since the movie is set in France and stars
mostly Americans.
Brody certainly does his best to kick some life into the plot, and he and
Walken seem to be the only cast members who seem to have copped to the
notion that they AREN'T in a serious, art-house type film which will
accrue
numerous Oscar nods, but that they are instead in the cheesiest of cheesy
historical bodice-rippers and may as well have a bit of fun with it. There
is little to ponder for most of the first third of the movie other than
Simon Baker's neatly-tied queue, until this interesting and
unusual-looking
man shows up and starts waving a sword around. Apparently, there is some
sort of rule in this movie that all fights must be Shirts/Skins, and in
the
case of the first duel, Simon Baker is shirtless while Brody is dressed to
thrill.
But unfortunately for those of us who would prefer an extended
shirts/skins
dueling sequence, the plot grinds on and the necklace is put into play,
and
the Compte ends up being chased through the streets of Paris by a
flatfooted
officer of the guard. This has to be the lamest, most unathletic chase
scene
I've ever seen filmed. It also points up one of the main problems with the
film, which is that some of the characters just were all over the map. The
Compte has gone from being a agile hot-tempered duelist--quick to pull out
his blade and make use of it, to an ineffectual drunk effete decadent, to
a
clever schemer, and now he is a man who cannot seem to get out of his own
way, or out of the way of horses, fruitcarts, and peasants holding baskets
of veggies. He finally escapes by jumping into a canal, or the Seine, or
something, and presumably, this was in the days of open sewers, so the
next
place we encounter him is getting out of his bathtub claiming that he was
so
frightened he nearly soiled himself. He is bathing, moreover, in the
presence of both his wife and her lover, Simon Baker. They're just all one
big happy family of co-conspirators. Well, except that the Compte gets
angered at some crack the lover makes about his manhood (they both mumbled
their way through it as though both were embarrassed by the script so for
all I know he was saying that the Compte's father was a hamster, and his
mother smelt of elderberries), morphs into a dripping-wet, homicidal,
Cesare
Borgia clone, and goes after Simon Baker with a knife in one hand, while
holding a towel around his waist with the other. I found it a bit tragic
that the only conveniently-located weapon was a knife, and not a
two-handed
weapon, like a grenade launcher or Scottish claymore, for reasons that
should be obvious, but the movie kept its R rating, I guess.
One more observation from my notebook--the filmmakers seemed to have the
idea that they needed to establish the Compte's "Character" by having him
be
either drinking, holding a glass of some sort of alcoholic beverage as if
about to take a drink, reaching for a bottle, or going over to the sidebar
to fill himself a glass in every scene. Yes, even the scene in the towel.
Even when he is riding a horse, for the love of all mercy! Even when he is
eating a bon bon. Even when he is having a bullet extracted from his
hiney.
The only real exception was when he was going after the gigolo with the
knife, as it would clearly have been difficult to hold a drink, the knife,
AND the towel without dribbling Beaujolais down all over his, er, without
getting it all over the front of his towel. And yet, the character is
never
actually shown as being sloppy drunk, despite drinking continuously from
morning to night.
Clearly, our Compte has a head like a cast iron skillet. Or the
filmmakers
think that the audience does, and unless they beat us over the heads
repeatedly, we won't get it straight.
Anyhow, there is really only one thing you need to know about this movie.
Bon Bon Scene + Adrien Brody = a Man Who Knows How to Use His
Tongue.
21 out of 24 people found the following review useful:
A ...NECKLACE Made of Both True Gems and Fabulous Fakes, 9 January 2004
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Author:
Dorian Tenore-Bartilucci (dtb) from Whitehall, PA
Despite John Sweet's uneven script, this fact-based tale of intrigue and scams in Marie Antoinette's court is watchable thanks to sumptuous production values (Milena Canonero's gorgeous costume design garnered an Oscar nomination), scene-stealing performances by Christopher Walken and Adrien Brody (who even gets into some swordplay as the heroine's dissolute nobleman husband. Few people can make lechery and debauchery look as sexy and fun as Brody does here! :-), and good solid work from most of the rest of the cast. In this drastic change of pace from her Oscar-winning performance in BOYS DON'T CRY, Hilary Swank plays Jeanne St. Remy de Valois, who takes revenge on her father's death and her family's ruin by pulling a scam on Cardinal Jonathan Pryce involving an ornate diamond necklace designed for exiled Madame DuBarry and spurned by the Queen (Joely Richardson captures Marie Antoinette's self-absorbed naïveté while still managing to make me feel a little sorry for her, knowing she'd pay for her foolishness with her life). Swank's performance isn't bad, but it's not as assured as it should be, considering that Jeanne's plot turned out to be instrumental in spawning the French Revolution. Next to the rest of the sterling cast, which also includes Brian Cox and Simon Baker, Swank sometimes comes across as a little girl who's playing dress-up and feeling self-conscious about it. FTR, my fave line comes from Brody who, after being shot by Swank's lady-in-waiting during his swordfight with Baker, is having the bullet in his butt removed none-too-gently by a doctor: `Good God, are you digging for potatoes?!` :-)
16 out of 20 people found the following review useful:
A well known tale ...and a redeemed Comtesse de la Motte!, 28 April 2004
Author:
dbdumonteil
This storylike true story had already been filmed by Marcel Lherbier in
1946,with Vivianne Romance -famous for her bitchy parts-,a more than
adequate comtesse de la Motte.
This is the first mistake of this "remake":Hilary Swank portrays a
genuine heroine,whose properties have been stolen by an unfair
monarchy,whose father was some kind of Robin Hood who protected the
poor against the cruelty of times.She appears most of the time as a
victim,a noble adventuress,with a romantic love affair with her
sidekick,but it's the ending in London that takes the biscuit,when she
reads her memoirs to old posh sobbing ladies "oh poor thing!oh poor
dear!" Les "memoires de madame de la Motte" -which were published in
France during the revolution are obnoxious,trash stuff..Historian Jean
Chalon quotes this line in that notorious book "the voluptuous princess
-she's speaking of Marie-Antoinette- was waiting for me in her bed ,and
I must say she took advantage of her husband's absence..."Actually
Marie-Antoinette never met madame de la Motte and the scene under the
snow when the queen accuses la comtesse of ruining the monarchy is pure
fiction.
The scenarists are as naive as the cardinal de Rohan,and as the people
of Paris 1786,who thought Madame de la Motte's punishment was unfair.La
Motte wouldn't stay long in la Salpetriere anyway,and some say she was
helped to escape.As for cardinal de Rohan ,he was far from being a
saint,but he was naiveté itself.how could he believe that Marie
Antoinette ,who had always despised her and never spoke to him,could
use him as an emissary?
The film is entertaining and a lot of scenes are more historically
accurate -such as the grove of Venus and the trial:that's was the
queen's mistake:the king did not need the parlament to judge somebody-.
Walken is ideally cast as comte de Cagliostro ,as Brody as Nicolas de
la Motte.But the Queen's execution (1793) comes at the most awkward
moment ,and La Motte was dead (in 1791) when it occurred anyway.The
scenarists suggest her death might have been a crime :never a French
earnest historian made a hint at that.At the time,the royal family had
more important problems to solve .
The scenarists say that the affair of the necklace was the direct cause
for the French revolution,which is a narrow-minded view.It might have
been the straw that broke the camel's back but the reasons were much
more complex and the students should take a better look at it.
The movie does not tell that after his exile,Rohan was restored to
favor during the revolution ,became part of the Etats-Généraux" in 1789
,and died in Germany in 1803,the last of the dramatis personae
14 out of 19 people found the following review useful:
Dispassionate waste of film, 14 July 2002
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Author:
littlesb from miami, fl
I love period dramas. I love the costumes, the sets, the horses, the
street
scenes. I love the fact that maybe I can learn a little bit about history
along with being entertained. So it was with hope that I rented this
movie
even though it had only been in the theater two days and there were only
two
copies of it at Blockbuster (both bad signs). I understand now why no one
had wanted anything to do with it from the beginning.
This film simply did not click. There was nothing in it that made me
interested in or care about the protagonists. The main fault should go to
the casting director who terribly miscast Hillary Swank as an 18th century
French noblewoman. Don't get me wrong,
I do like Hillary and have recently praised her depiction of the young cop
in "Insomnia", but in "The Affair" she was like a fish out of water, too
angular, too wooden and quite obviously a modern American actress faking
an
English accent depicting a French character.
Then we must blame the director, because the sense of tension in this film
was minimal. This was a movie about a court intrigue where the stakes
were
huge both monetarily and punitively. Much more passion should have been
injected, more fear, more highs, more lows, intense love and ferocious
hate,
anything to get the viewer engaged. That this was not done was
unfortunate,
because the film has a beautiful look to it and the sets and costumes do
not
disappoint.
9 out of 11 people found the following review useful:
A Good Movie That Could Have Been Great, 26 November 2006
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Author:
classicalsteve from Oakland, CA
The costumes are lavish, the sets lush and resplendent. The story is
compelling: how a strange affair of court intrigue becomes part of a
larger mosaic of incidences that will eventually bring down the French
monarchy. As a backdrop to the main events of the film is the rising
unrest of the French citizenry who are becoming more and more
disillusioned with their monarchy. A couple of great actors, most
notably Jonathan Pryce as Cardinal Rohan, stand out. And yet, although
much of the film is there, it is not quite all there. Unfortunately for
all its splendor, the final piece needed to make the movie a triumph is
lacking: a leading lady right for the part. And maybe some adjustments
in the music department.
First the positives: Despite a number of misgivings, this film still
has the one element I always look for in any film: is the story
compelling enough that, at any given moment, I care about what will
happen next and it is not obvious what will happen next? And this movie
definitely possesses the required attribute. Few movies have this
rather simple facet, and yet, for me, it is often what will make or
break a film regardless of the genre. Films as diverse as Star Wars:
The Empire Strikes Back, Amadeus, and The Sting have the notable
quality of being unpredictable until the very end. These last examples
are of course masterpieces of film-making where Necklace is not. It's a
good film with a good story but not one that will make any critics'
lists.
The story of The Affair of the Necklace is extremely complex involving
a countess, the Cardinal of France, the Queen of France, a gigolo, a
sorcerer/psychic, a couple of jewelers, a peasant actress, forged
letters, and a necklace of tremendous value and prestige. From the
start, we know who did it, and the story back-tracks to tell us how and
why the intrigue was perpetrated.
Now the not-so-good news: Hillary Swank, a 2-time academy-award-winning
actress, is miscast for the part. The rest of the cast acclimates
relatively well to late 18th-century France except for her. At times
she seems to be playing a character more akin to an early 20th-century
debutante than an 18th-century former member of the aristocracy. At
times, some of her scenes appear contrived to provoke pity. The
character is portrayed on the more innocent and vulnerable side of the
female-character spectrum. This seems a bit hard to swallow as this
woman is also a mastermind behind an intrigue that may have contributed
to the downfall of the aristocracy. Maybe someone like Helena
Bonham-Carter would have been a better choice...
The music is also inconsistent. For the majority of the movie,
18th-century and even 17th-century music is heard which seems
appropriate as this is a period picture. I noticed a brief excerpt from
the Monteverdi Vespers of 1610 in one of the church scenes. At other
times, "original" music sounding a lot like Enya is played which always
ruins my "disbelief". It reminds me we are in a movie made a couple of
centuries after the events that are taking place. The filmmakers would
have probably saved a lot of time and money by sticking to period music
and not hiring a composer who writes new age music.
That said, this is still a good film when good films are uncommon.
Perfect, not by a long shot. The script? Inconsistent but has its
moments. Absorbing? Definitely. If you like period pictures,
particularly those portraying pre-1800 Europe, you will still get a lot
out of The Affair of the Necklace.
6 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
loved it loved it loved it, 9 January 2004
Author:
dramadiva102
I have to disagree with just about every critic in the world. I
completely
love this movie. (No spoilers that wouldn't come from a preview or the
back
of the movie box included)
True, there is constant voice-over narriation. But this
based-on-a-true-story-scandal movie involves a complicated plot. Without
the help of one of our tried-and-true secondary characters. The
historical
characters, though obviously given modern color, are convincingly
portrayed.
Hilary Swank gives innocent looks as she lies shamelessly. As the plot
thickens, so does the number of fun players. Christopher Walken seems to
relish in his part of mystical cheater. Adrian Brody seems to really
enjoy
playing the philandering jerk, banging back whiskey and happily flirting
with all young actresses (street-walkers) he sees. Jonathan Pryce
actually
made me fear him as the corrupt cardinal. Impressive from the man I last
saw as the kindly father in Pirates of the Carribean.
The most lovable character, by far, is Retaux. The cheerful court-wise
gigilo mutters some of the funniest lines in the movie, and runs a full
gamut of emotions, from flirtatious to distraught.
Joely Richardson plays a WONDERFUL ultimately doomed by history queen.
Her
sweet naievety combined with indifferent ignorance paints a reasonably
possible image of the French monarchy at the time.
Oh sure, the movie's not totally perfect. Really, there are two things
that
bothered me. (1) The all over the place accents. But I'm willing to
forgive
it. After all, the movie's set in France. They're not speaking French,
so
they're not going to fool me into thinking they're French anyway. (2) The
sunglasses worn by Joely Richardson and Christopher Walken. Quite
forgivable, but still made my eyebrows raise.
On the whole this movie exceeded my expectations tenfold. The great
costumes, powerful music, and tense time period give the actors a
playground
where it's next to impossible to fall flat. But not a one of them would
have anyway.
5 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
What a crock!!, 27 May 2006
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Author:
Lunarsilver629 from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
When I first sat down to watch this movie, I thought it was positively
brilliant. Hillary Swank is great in everything she does...hell, the
whole cast did a bang up job! But mostly I liked it because I thought
it was the truth. After all it matched all I had learned in high
school.
Then I found out what a big lie it all was.
This whole 'Affair' was completely romanticized and history rewritten
to show the world yet again how _terrible_ the Monarchy was. But since
I'm armed with new information, I might as well inform everyone who
thinks the same way I thought of some key facts.
Fact 1: The Monarchy NEVER killed Jeanne's father. Her parents were
LONG dead before this whole affair even took place. Her rage at the
Monarchy stemmed from the pension she was suppose to receive from being
a blood royal. Her rage at Marie stemmed her apathy, yes, but because
she did not really sympathize with Jeanne's plight.
Fact 2: Jeanne was not born a noble. True, she was illegitimately
descended from royalty but all her nobility ties and titles came from
her marriage to Nicolas. In fact, she was quite well off in her
marriage, but that didn't stop her from sleeping around with the likes
of both the Cardinal and Rétaux.
Fact 3: Buying the necklace was all the CARDINAL'S idea. But Jeanne
went along with it readily, but her greed got in the way. She ran to
_sell_ the diamonds off the necklace in London and keep the profits for
herself.
Knowing what I know now, I'm infuriated at this movie not only for
falsifying history but trying to tell us this is exactly what happened.
Marie Antoinette was the true victim in all this (something Joely
Richardson tried to convey in her performance) and Jeanne was exactly
what the Monarchy said she was; a petty whorish thief. There was no
honor in what those people did, they all had their own selfish reasons.
I'm just sad with the pile of historical information we have at our
disposal no one seems to want to use it.
18 out of 32 people found the following review useful:
Film is a misfire, 29 April 2003
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Author:
rosscinema (rosscinema@comcast.net) from Oceanside, Ca.
They're are so many things wrong with this picture that it will be hard to list them all. Story is about a woman named Jeanne St. Remy de Valois (Hilary Swank) whose parents were killed as traitors to the French regime and now as an adult will do anything to get her family name and household back. She decides along with her lover Retaux de Vilette (Simon Baker) and the man she had married for convenience Nicolas De La Motte (Adrien Brody) would scheme a plan to convince the Cardinal Louis de Rohan (Jonathan Pryce) to purchase a very expensive necklace and give it to Marie-Antoinette (Joely Richardson). Jeanne forged letters from Marie-Antoinette to give the Cardinal for him to think that a relationship had been rekindled via mail. Jeanne keeps the necklace and uses it to purchase her home. First off, this film is miscast. Swank is a very good actress and I believe to be a more brave and daring one then some of the actress's in Hollywood that get paid millions and millions of dollars. She's a real talent but the film needed someone to evoke a more jaded personality. Jeanne is portrayed as some sort of martyr that we are suppose to feel sorry for. This was probably more of director Charles Shyer's fault than Swank. Shyer has directed nothing but light comedy before and this was his first entry into serious drama and I'm not convinced that he understood the story. Brody isn't bad and he seems to be genuinely having fun in his role. And in case you didn't notice, all the main actors are either English or American and most of them don't even attempt some sort of accent. Its suppose to be France and they didn't hire one prominent French actor. I guess if the French want to get back at us they could remake "The Grapes of Wrath" with an all French cast! And its hard to tell what kind of accent that Christopher Walken was doing in the film. Hell, its hard to tell what accent he does in American films! The film looks good though. The sets and locations are authentic looking and the construction of a good looking film was there. Unfortunately, the rest of the film is not well thought out. Wrong director, wrong actors and the wrong focus point of the story.
3 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
The Affair of the Necklace, 1 January 2007
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Author:
alex-burch
This was a movie I had always had a slight interest in seeing and never gotten around to it, then I eventually forced myself to rent it and I must say I really did enjoy it. For all the history buffs this is not a movie for them, but if you really just sit down and watch without analyzing every detail it is very enjoyable. The plot is very interesting and interwoven and for the most part the cast does an excellent job. My only exception was unfortunately Hilary Swank. I have always loved Hilary Swank, but she didn't seem to have a clear understanding of what she wanted to portray with Jeanne. Jonathan Pryce was absolutely fantastic as the cardinal. He conveyed a danger that was very subtle yet frightening at the same time. The costumes were amazing, and I was very happy to see some scenes actually shot in "The Hall of Mirrors." Charles Shyer didn't blow me away with his directing style and some shots seemed uneven and out of place, but it was in no way distracting. Overall, it's a movie that doesn't necessarily require you to think very much, but it is still enjoyable. I'd recommend it for a lazy afternoon next chance you get.
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