Luther:
High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.
Dizzy:
Yesterday, an eighty-year-old librarian broke my penis.
Luther:
You win.
Danielle:
I don't even know what to call you.
Dizzy/Gil:
Broke-dick seems to be popular.
Luther:
You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his entire life and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? This ain't one of those moments.
Glen:
I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay?
Luther:
If you're gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. Otherwise you'll be lined in chalk.
Nora:
He's got kind of a... Brad Pitt thing going there.
Glen:
I saw a little... Anne Heche there too. Does *that* sound gay?
Danielle:
Carmen: more cheer, less pole dance, 'kay? You don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties.
Carmen:
What panties?
Connor:
What are you doing, freak?
Dizzy:
Knocking you into the hall, and me into the history books.
Connor:
I think I oughta go over there and kick his ass.
Danielle:
That's great, because I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy.
Courtney:
Expelled guys rock!
Dizzy:
The point is, today nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair.
Kirk:
That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
Glen:
You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.
Kirk:
If anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them. Wait, there's a name here. Dizzy Harrison, please pick your balls up and scrotum, that's balls and scrotum at counter 5.
Music Store Employee(Seth):
That's my microphone!
Dizzy:
Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed?
Football player #72:
Hey, I thought that movie made money.
Luther:
Sorry you had to see that. I've been in prison for a long time.
[
teaching Dizzy how to fight]
Clem:
First thing you wanna do is gouge the dude's eyes out.
Luther:
Hey, it's just kids in high school.
Clem:
Oh. So you're gonna want to fight dirty.
Luther:
If you're going to talk the talk, you have to walk the walk, or else you'll get outlined in chalk.
Dizzy:
We're not playing Everquest, Kirk, we're on planet Earth.
Kiki Pierce:
Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
Kiki Pierce:
[
to Dizzy's dad] I'm afraid your son has Tourettes Syndrome.
Dizzy:
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Glen:
The Crowd... they're animals!
Nora:
No animals are nicer. They don't boo when they're killing something.
Luther:
Yes indeedy feed the needy
Courtney:
You wanna' come upstairs with me?
Dizzy:
Um... I...
Courtney:
You wanna' make out with me?
Dizzy:
Uh... oh well...
Courtney:
Wanna' take my clothes off with your teeth?
Dizzy:
[
silence]
Courtney:
Ok, you talked me into it!
[
as she moves towards the building]
Courtney:
Aren't you coming?
Dizzy:
Almost...
Dizzy/Gil:
Who's da bitch now?
Dizzy/Gil:
Don't make me do crazy eyes...
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