2.2/10
238
7 user 2 critic

The $cheme (2003)

The Entrepreneurs (original title)
Greed, lust and blackmail fuel the escapades of three down-and-out friends.

Director:

(as M.A.G.)

Writer:

(as Kamala Lopez-Dawson)
Reviews

On Disc

at Amazon

Videos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Comedy | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  

A commitment-phobic man reunites with his estranged, ailing father and comes to terms with his own childhood.

Director: Patrick Sisam
Stars: Tom Arnold, Armando Acevedo, Holland Hayes
Fever Pitch (2005)
Comedy | Drama | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

Lindsay is stuck in the middle of her relationship with Ben and his passion for the Boston Red Sox.

Directors: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Stars: Drew Barrymore, Jimmy Fallon, Jason Spevack
Anything Else (2003)
Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  

Jerry Falk learns a lesson the hard way when he falls head over heels in love with a beautiful but flighty girl, Amanda.

Director: Woody Allen
Stars: Woody Allen, Jason Biggs, Christina Ricci
Taxi I (2004)
Action | Comedy | Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  

A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver has hot tips for a green and inept cop set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies committed by a quartet of female Brazilian bank robbers.

Director: Tim Story
Stars: Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon, Gisele Bündchen
Factory Girl (2006)
Biography | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  

Based on the rise and fall of socialite Edie Sedgwick, concentrating on her relationships with Andy Warhol and a folk singer.

Director: George Hickenlooper
Stars: Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce, Hayden Christensen
Whip It (2009)
Drama | Sport
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  

In Bodeen, Texas, an indie-rock loving misfit finds a way of dealing with her small-town misery after she discovers a roller derby league in nearby Austin.

Director: Drew Barrymore
Stars: Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig
Sex and the Matrix (TV Short 2000)
Comedy | Short
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  

A spoof created for the 2000 MTV Movie Awards, combining The Matrix and "Sex in the City".

Director: Joel Gallen
Stars: Jimmy Fallon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall
Edit

Cast

Credited cast:
...
...
Andie Falconi ...
Alison Rotunno (as Andie Tecec)
...
Xavier Felix
...
Rotunno
...
Laura (as Kamala Lopez-Dawson)
Duncan Foster ...
Editor
Mauro L. Metini ...
Postal Worker
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Matthew Arthur ...
Danny
...
Ray
Edit

Storyline

Greed, lust and blackmail fuel the escapades of three down-and-out friends.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Plot Keywords:

independent film | See All (1) »

Taglines:

Three inseparable buddies separated by blackmail, love, and a hundred thousand dollars. See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language and sexual content
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

18 November 2003 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

The $cheme  »

Filming Locations:


Company Credits

Show more on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Color:

See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Quotes

Martin: [knocks on door] Ray!
[knocks]
Martin: Open the door!
[knocks]
Martin: Come out here, Ray!
Ray: [muffled] Leave me alone! I'm in love.
August: You don't say that word around here!
Martin: If you're in love with her so much, then why didn't you bring her here and fuck her?
Ray: [comes out of the bathroom] I'll kill you!
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

Alrighty...
10 August 2004 | by See all my reviews

Well... This movie is definitely far from good, but it still isn't all that bad either. OK, I lied... it really is. But even though it's still pretty bad, it's still amusing to watch some how. Maybe it's because you're able to forgive it because Jimmy Fallon is in it, who knows. I still kept on watching it for some reason. About half way through I was going to turn it off because it wasn't really going anywhere, but then it took a turn for the better. It started getting sexy. It's the only thing that kept me watching. Those very lovely sexy scenes of either Jimmy kissing, or Jimmy shagging. Hell, my opinion... It should have just been a porno.


1 of 3 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 7 user reviews »

Contribute to This Page