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The $cheme (2003)

The Entrepreneurs (original title)
Greed, lust and blackmail fuel the escapades of three down-and-out friends.

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(as M.A.G.)

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(as Kamala Lopez-Dawson)
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Andie Falconi ...
Alison Rotunno (as Andie Tecec)
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Xavier Felix
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Rotunno
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Laura (as Kamala Lopez-Dawson)
Duncan Foster ...
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Mauro L. Metini ...
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Matthew Arthur ...
Danny
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Ray
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Greed, lust and blackmail fuel the escapades of three down-and-out friends.

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Stealing her wallet and maybe her heart, love the complicated way See more »

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Rated R for language and sexual content
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18 November 2003 (USA)  »

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Martin: [knocks on door] Ray!
[knocks]
Martin: Open the door!
[knocks]
Martin: Come out here, Ray!
Ray: [muffled] Leave me alone! I'm in love.
August: You don't say that word around here!
Martin: If you're in love with her so much, then why didn't you bring her here and fuck her?
Ray: [comes out of the bathroom] I'll kill you!
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God Awful
3 February 2004 | by (Maryland) – See all my reviews

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my whole entire life. I have seen some pretty bad movies, but this takes the cake. Just watching the first five minutes of this movie I wanted to shoot myself in the head, and remove my eyeballs. I mean the guy drops a baby doll to steal some mail. After that he goes on to saying "What we did back there didn't make any sense" Damn right that didn't make sense, the whole movie doesn't make sense. The worst movie EVER! Worse than GIGLI! There I said it.


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