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The $cheme (2003)

The Entrepreneurs (original title)
Greed, lust and blackmail fuel the escapades of three down-and-out friends.

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(as M.A.G.)

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(as Kamala Lopez-Dawson)
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Martin
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August
Andie Falconi ...
Alison Rotunno (as Andie Tecec)
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Xavier Felix
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Rotunno
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Laura (as Kamala Lopez-Dawson)
Duncan Foster ...
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Mauro L. Metini ...
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Danny
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Ray
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Greed, lust and blackmail fuel the escapades of three down-and-out friends.

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Three inseparable buddies separated by blackmail, love, and a hundred thousand dollars. See more »

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Rated R for language and sexual content
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18 November 2003 (USA)  »

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Martin: [knocks on door] Ray!
[knocks]
Martin: Open the door!
[knocks]
Martin: Come out here, Ray!
Ray: [muffled] Leave me alone! I'm in love.
August: You don't say that word around here!
Martin: If you're in love with her so much, then why didn't you bring her here and fuck her?
Ray: [comes out of the bathroom] I'll kill you!
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Not worth your time
31 October 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie is not worth the time and aggravation that comes with watching it. Jimmy Fallon's considerable talents are not enough to overcome this weak script and poor direction. It is painful to watch, worse that the worst SNL skits you've ever seen. This obviously wasn't a theater movie and it's not one to watch on video or DVD either. The commentary at the end is the only real joke, Duncan Foster is an unknown for good reason. I have to wonder if Jimmy was wanting for cash when he said yes to this flop. That said, if you are an ultimate Fallon fan you may be able to find something entertaining, but I can not begin to guess where. Some movies are so bad that they are good, but this is not one of them. If there was anything to this story it seems to have been destroyed in the editing process.


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