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(2001)

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[David is flying a kite.]

Alan: Hey, I was looking all over for you and I figured you'd be here. Look, I made my own kite!

[Holds up his kite, which reads "I AM AN" followed by many photocopies of a butt]

Alan: I am an ass. Yes, that is my own ass and the people at Kinko's weren't too happy, but that's nothing a little Windex won't take care of, right?

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David: Oh my gosh, I have to tell you this story. Freshman year, Alan hooked up with two girls at a bar - Renee and Jackie. So he's going back and forth between the two of them all semester... until they found out about each other.

Jenny: So, what? He got dumped?

David: No! They had a threesome! I come home that night to find this huge mass of flesh and-

Jenny: DAVID! Why would you tell me that?

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Alan: You know, the whole Twinky thing would be freaky enough if you didn't also have to wear it.

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Alan: [Crying] I loved you! Tell me I meant something to you!

Jenny: Of course you meant something.

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David: Do you beleive there's one right person for everyone?

Jenny: Absolutely

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David: I know what your capable of.

Alan: I've changed!

David: People don't change Alan!

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