Memorable quotes for
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) More at IMDbPro »

Melody: The walls are mushy!

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Josie McCoy: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, but decide for yourselves.

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Carson Daly: If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!

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Fiona: It's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal tracks.

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Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book.
Alexander Cabot: What?
Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.

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Josie McCoy: Puppies, turn into dogs, who get get old and DIE!

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[to pilot]
Wyatt: Put the Chevy to the levy.

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Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp!

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Eugene Levy: Hello, I'm Eugene Levy. And yes, I'm an Actor. No, I said cappuccino. I'm here to talk to you about something very important. And no, it's not about me or my career. I'm here to talk about subliminal messages in rock and roll music. Or as it's simply known in some cultures, 'rock music'. You see, for years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers to buy products they normally wouldn't want, just to get their money. Fact! Kids don't have bills to pay. Fact! They don't pay taxes. But! They do babysit and hold minimum wage jobs that earn them wads of cash as substantial as, well, my body of work. But kids today aren't dumb. They're not gonna buy just anything. That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today's rock music. The results? We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. We can have them chasing a new trend every week. And that is good for the economy. And what's good for the economy... is good for the country. So God bless the United States Of America - the most ass-kickin' country... in the world!

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Valerie: Okay, who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?
Melody: Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got this sudden chill all up my spine.
Valerie: [pause] Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O.
Melody: [stands, looks round to see her seat was against the O of the word FIONA made out of ice] Oh!

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Josie McCoy: I'm nobody's pimp!

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Valerie: Does anyone have change for a tampon?

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Josie McCoy: What are you gonna do? Kill me with the guitar?

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Josie McCoy: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!
Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.

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Alexander Cabot: Hey, I can't be everywhere at once!
Melody: Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!

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Valerie: That's great. Even our manager wants to listen to another band.

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Alexander Cabot: Gatorade is the new Snapple.

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[their thoughts]
Josie McCoy: Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Valerie: Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Melody: [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
[clap! clap!]

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[Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages]
Melody: I want a Big Mac!
Valerie: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian.
Melody: I know, but suddenly I want one!

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Alexandra Cabot: That's Mr. Moviefone! How'd you get him on your CD?
[gasp]
Alexandra Cabot: You slept with him!

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Les: Du Jour means teamwork!

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Travis: Can you tell Marco to stop doing my face?

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Valerie: Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy!

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Wyatt: Lisa, it's me. Wally. White-Ass Wally!
Fiona: [in shock] White-Ass Wally?

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Fiona: How much do you weigh, Josie?
Josie McCoy: Um... 118?
Fiona: Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. It works for you.

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Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.
Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?
Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.
Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.
Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed.

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FBI Agent Kelly: They'll never see it coming.
Fiona: [under her breath] And neither will you.
FBI Agent Kelly: I'm sorry. What was that?
Fiona: [after long pause] Huh? What?
FBI Agent Kelly: You just said something.
Fiona: No, I didn't.
FBI Agent Kelly: Yes, you did.
Fiona: No, I didn't.
FBI Agent Kelly: Yes you did. I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you."
Fiona: [dumbly] I did?
FBI Agent Kelly: We all heard you.
Fiona: Oh... what I meant to say was: "And neither will you guys." Meaning the teenagers. I was just emphasizing my point.
FBI Agent Kelly: Oh, okay.
Fiona: [under her breath] That was close.
FBI Agent Kelly: What was that?
Fiona: I was going to say: "That was close to being a really nice moment between the two of us."

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Josie McCoy: Jerkin! Tretorns are the new Adidas!

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Marco: Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the proper respect, Dr. Zaius would stop showing you the POO!

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Melody: That's so romantic!
Josie McCoy: Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!

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Alexandra Cabot: Unlike you bunch of whackjobs, I am perfect just the way I am.
Agent Kelly: Holy shit! That girl has a skunk on her head!
[Alexandra covers her hair]
Agent Kelly: Oh, that's just your hair. Sorry, but that's messed up.

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Alexandra Cabot: You guys know he's lying, right?
Josie McCoy: You know your fly's open?
[Valerie laughs hysterically as Alexandra attempts to pull the zipper up]
Alexandra Cabot: Well, you know you... suck?

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Melody: Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight?
Alexandra Cabot: Bite me Bambi.

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Les: We tried to warn you... The message on your mirror
Melody: That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom!

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Fiona: Wyatt, show these girls what they've won.
[Wyatt opens the curtain to reveal a car]
Melody: A car! Val, I won a car!
Fiona: No, you didn't win a car.
Melody: Oh my God, you won a car!
Fiona: Nobody won a car!

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Melody: Carson says he's gonna kill me!

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Les: Du Jour means seat belts. Du Jour means crash positions!

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Alexandra Cabot: [using a fake English accent] I used to travel the continent. Fancy a snog?
Wyatt: Fancy a mint?

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Fiona: Oh I am starved!
[eats one potato chip]
Fiona: I'm such a pig!

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Fiona: You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!

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Wyatt: Sold to the young man with no future.

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Alexander Cabot: [after listening to a subliminal message] I want a vintage tee... and Heath Ledger.

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Mr. Moviefone: Conform! Free thinking is overrated! There is no Area 51!

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Mr. Moviefone: Josie and the Pussycats is the greatest band in the world!

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Mr. Moviefone: Jerkin' is the new cool! Orange is the new pink!

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Mr. Moviefone: Fiona is the most jerkin' babe on the planet!

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Mr. Moviefone: Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon.

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Josie McCoy: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...
Melody: The tough make lemonade!

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Mr. Moviefone: [in hyperspeed] Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever!

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Josie McCoy: [Running into her hotel room to find just Alexandra and Alexander in it. Alexander is surrounded by a pile of "Red Bull" energy drink cans] Val?
Alexander Cabot: [Totally caffeined up to the nines] Whoa! The return of the superstar!
Josie McCoy: What's going on? And where are Mel and Val?
Alexandra Cabot: Since when do you care. Oh, we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. Wish I'd said it.
Alexander Cabot: They're gone, Josie! They're gone! And I hope you're happy. No more band! Just like The Beatles, just like the Jackson Five, just like A Flock of Seagulls! Caw!
Alexander Cabot: [He picks up a can of "Red Bull"]
Alexander Cabot: These are so good. You want one of these?

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Alexandra Cabot: Oh my God, that's Mr. Moviephone! How did you get him to put that on there?
[Gasps]
Alexandra Cabot: You slept with him!

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