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Born Romantic (2000) Poster

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Second Cab Driver: So, when a woman says to you 'What a beautiful cock', she's lying. And who's she lying to? Herself. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you do have a beautiful cock. I can't say. But I suspect it looks something like mine. And I know mine's no oil painting.

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Eddie: Let's go to Day of the Dead.

Jocelyn: I can't fly.

Eddie: Sure you can.

Jocelyn: They crash.

Eddie: We'll get a boat.

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Jocelyn: [after opening a gift from Eddie] Why me? Why buy this? Why are you so interested in me?

Eddie: Don't you like it?

Jocelyn: It's-it's the best present anyone's ever bought me.

Eddie: What's wrong with that?

Jocelyn: I'm a weirdo. Look, if-if you like me, you must be a weirdo as well.

Eddie: Well, yeah.

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Jimmy: Are you alright?

Jocelyn: My boyfriend just tried to mug me!

Jimmy: You can't trust anyone these days.

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Frankie: Tonight, I am elegant. Tonight, I am cool.

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First Cab Driver: What's a misogynist?

Second Cab Driver: You.

First Cab Driver: I know that, but what does it mean?

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Fergus: And you think you're just gonna bump into her in London?

Libby: Well, you know, make a few calls. Made a list of all her favorite things. You know, list of her mates and stuff. She liked bloody marys.

Fergus: Oh, that'll help.

Libby: Roller skating.

Fergus: This is eight years ago, right?

Libby: And the Elgin Marbles. British Museum, eh?

Fergus: So you might find her roller skating around the Elgin Marbles drinking a bloody mary.

Libby: Well, you never know, do you?

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Eleanor: I'm bisexual.

Frankie: That's all right. So am I. I'm not really. I just thought I should say that.

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Eddie: The thing is, I've got a crush on you. It's more than a crush. It's a stampede. Yeah, I got a stampede on you.

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Eddie: Can we just start again?

Jocelyn: Like you... stealing my purse?

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