Blinkende lygter (2000)
Hanne: What happened?
Peter: [cleaning up blood from the floor after Arne Smashed the face of a robber] Yes, it's a mess, isn't it?
Stefan: Whose blood is it?
Peter: Oh, just some customers'.
Hanne: You're doint it all wrong, Torkild! HAHA!
Stefan: Hanne, please...
Hanne: No, don't, Stefan! He's doing it all wrong! HAHA!
Stefan: Hanne, leave him alone...
Hanne: No, just a second, Stefan. I've never seen anyone so lousy at blowing eggs! HAHAHA!
Torkild: [Punches her in the face] NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
Peter: I need some medical attention! Look, the shit is pissing out of me, man!
Arne: It's a flesh wound! I bleed more when I jerk off, for fuck's sake!
Arne: [while driving through the woods] There's alot of fucking trees here.
Alfred Jæger: What the hell are you doing? Are you shooting my cows?
Arne: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was yours.
Alfred Jæger: You're gonna replace that cow, I tell you that! What did you shoot it with?
Arne: Oh, just this Desert Eagle .50
Peter: Why is it that one should keep talking... when one is dying?
Arne: I'll punch you in the face if you don't shut the fuck up now!
Peter: Arne, for fuck's sake... can't we have something else besides these freezer pizzas? We've been eating the same shit for a week now, man.
Arne: Who fixed the oven? I did, right? You fix your own oven! You cook your own dinner and shut the fuck up!... fucking vegetables and all sorts of goodies on this!
Peter: [Tosses the pizza across the room] Don't wanna fucking eat this shit anymore, man!
Peter: It smells like rotten ass in here! I need some coke!