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Hanne: What happened?

Peter: [cleaning up blood from the floor after Arne Smashed the face of a robber] Yes, it's a mess, isn't it?

Stefan: Whose blood is it?

Peter: Oh, just some customers'.

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Hanne: You're doint it all wrong, Torkild! HAHA!

Stefan: Hanne, please...

Hanne: No, don't, Stefan! He's doing it all wrong! HAHA!

Stefan: Hanne, leave him alone...

Hanne: No, just a second, Stefan. I've never seen anyone so lousy at blowing eggs! HAHAHA!

Torkild: [Punches her in the face] NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

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Peter: I need some medical attention! Look, the shit is pissing out of me, man!

Arne: It's a flesh wound! I bleed more when I jerk off, for fuck's sake!

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Arne: [while driving through the woods] There's alot of fucking trees here.

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Alfred Jæger: What the hell are you doing? Are you shooting my cows?

Arne: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was yours.

Alfred Jæger: You're gonna replace that cow, I tell you that! What did you shoot it with?

Arne: Oh, just this Desert Eagle .50

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Arne: You're calling my sauce a fetus?

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Torkild: For fuck's sake, you can't just go around shooting at nature!

Arne: It was a squirrel!

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Peter: Why is it that one should keep talking... when one is dying?

Arne: I'll punch you in the face if you don't shut the fuck up now!

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Peter: Arne, for fuck's sake... can't we have something else besides these freezer pizzas? We've been eating the same shit for a week now, man.

Arne: Who fixed the oven? I did, right? You fix your own oven! You cook your own dinner and shut the fuck up!... fucking vegetables and all sorts of goodies on this!

Peter: [Tosses the pizza across the room] Don't wanna fucking eat this shit anymore, man!

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Peter: It smells like rotten ass in here! I need some coke!

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Færingen: Go now! You're disturbing my fish!

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Carl: Beers should be cold as earth.

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Arne: [to a cow] What the fuck are you looking at?

[shoots the cow]

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