Invader ZIM (2001–2004)
Dib: [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.
Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!
Dib: I don't wanna watch that.
Zim: Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!
Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!
Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?
Almighty Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?
Almighty Tallest Purple: [With his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?
Professor Membrane: You should listen to your brother maybe if you did he wouldn't be so insane
Gaz: But his voice, it fills me with this anger
Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?
[Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm]
Zim: [to self] Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all.
Dib: [to gir] Hey! Go away!
GIR: Okey dokey!
Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
Gaz: [to Dib] All I wanted was to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day!
Zim: [looking over the town for a telescope he can use] There's one, but it belongs to the Dib human.
Gir: So? He seems nice!
Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?
Almighty Tallest Red: Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!
Nik: Hey look, there's a binary system. Ever been to a binary system before?
Nik: Would it... would it kill you to say something?
Oog-Ah: Quiet or I'll eat your head. That enough words for you?
Nik: I... I was just making conversation...