As Told by Ginger (2000– )
Carl Foutley: Mom, where's the super strength masking tape?
Lois Foutley: In the crisper, where you left it.
Ginger Foutley: I can't live under a stairwell my whole life.
Macie Lightfoot: Actually, with rationed can-goods and a space blanket, you might make it.
Miranda Killgallen: Hello, Courtney's rooms. This is Miranda. Eww... it's Foutley.
Carl Foutley: Let's fake an injury at the ice skating rink so we can sue for damages.
Lois Foutley: So you're telling me you didn't bring anything creepy or weird into this house?
Carl Foutley: With the exception of Hoodsey... no.
Joann Bishop: She didnt use cheap tuna did she? I'm allergic to mercury.
Carl Foutley: Don't let the door hit you where the big guy split you.
Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: That... is *SO* cold.