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Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ... See full summary »

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Fantasy Girl (as Kira Reed)
Angela Brubaker ...
Angela
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Stephen
Renee Deemer ...
Heather
T. Scott Becker ...
Chubby (as T. Scott Becker)
Jared Brubaker ...
Maverick
Donr Sneed ...
Mr. X
Adam Burns ...
Flamer
Matthew Mertz ...
Alarm Geek
Lee Schinagl ...
Lardus Maximus
Tamara Lentz ...
Ophelia
Sunny Graves ...
Jane
Alissa Shanley ...
Bethany
Cathryn Farnsworth ...
Abigail
Brooke Martin ...
Hanna
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Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software! Written by CntrlTrack

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Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Trivia

During the ending credits it's shown that one of the topless body doubles during the catfight is Kira Reed Lorsch. The other body double was also the topless body double for Angela the head cheerleader. The uncredited body double was also in the lesbian dream sequence. See more »

Goofs

During the catfight two of the cheerleaders tear each other's blouses off revealing their breasts. After the catfight all seven cheerleaders have their shirts intact. The topless shot was done by two obvious body doubles. See more »

Crazy Credits

In the ending credits the audio was provided by "Deaf Dorkelston", the "sword sound effects" by "Dave the Sword-Clanging Guy", the "fart noises" by "T.P. Brownpipe", and the "in house hamster milk" by "Dyslexia Cure For". See more »

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References Barb Wire (1996) See more »

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Really awesome and funny B (or even C) movie!
18 January 2007 | by (New Zealand) – See all my reviews

My flatmate and I just finished watching this.

We were expecting it to be so stupid it was awful/funny, but the movie was so purposely awful, it was amazingly awesome.

We're both really impressed with your creative imagination, and the appallingly intentional stupidity of this movie, well done :D Anyone that says this movie isn't a good movie, obviously misses the entire point. ITS NOT MEANT TO BE GOOD, HAVE BELIEVABLE CHARACTERS, OR A REALISTIC PLOT! Well done, and that was one of the funniest movies i've watched in a long time, way better then any big Hollywood movie in the last 5 years!


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