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Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ... See full summary »

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Fantasy Girl (as Kira Reed)
Angela Brubaker ...
Angela
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Stephen
Renee Deemer ...
Heather
T. Scott Becker ...
Chubby (as T. Scott Becker)
Jared Brubaker ...
Maverick
Donr Sneed ...
Mr. X
Adam Burns ...
Flamer
Matthew Mertz ...
Alarm Geek
Lee Schinagl ...
Lardus Maximus
Tamara Lentz ...
Ophelia
Sunny Graves ...
Jane
Alissa Shanley ...
Bethany
Cathryn Farnsworth ...
Abigail
Brooke Martin ...
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Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software! Written by CntrlTrack

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They're out for revenge...Just don't ask them to spell it. See more »

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Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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During the ending credits it's shown that one of the topless body doubles during the catfight is Kira Reed Lorsch. The other body double was also the topless body double for Angela the head cheerleader. The uncredited body double was also in the lesbian dream sequence. See more »

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During the catfight two of the cheerleaders tear each other's blouses off revealing their breasts. After the catfight all seven cheerleaders have their shirts intact. The topless shot was done by two obvious body doubles. See more »

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In the opening credits right after the title of the movie: "Other Titles We Didn't Use" Crouching Tiger, Hidden .357 Kick-Box Kennel Bitches in Heat 101 Way to Wok Your Dog Teen Sewer Tramps Slaughter Helpless Baby Seals Used Love Dolls: We Got 'Em Cheap See more »

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References Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) See more »

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The Best Film About Cheerleading Ninjas You'll Ever See
9 April 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

The Hamsters don't let the evil Stephen on to their cheerleading squad. So he recruits the girls from Blessed Virgin Sacrifice to help stop them (from doing what, I'm not sure) and to take over all the Internet. Will cheerleaders team up with geeks to save the Internet and cheerleading?

I saw this film through a bunch of clips on YouTube and just had to go and rent it a few days later (so anyone who says YouTube doesn't make money for people is wrong). I was not disappointed. In fact ,the preview was pretty awful compared to the film.

The film is just one joke after another, with the occasion breast or rear end thrown in (and sometimes more, thanks to guest star Kira Reed). The acting and filming style are very much in the Troma style (and I'm surprised they didn't release this after "Teenage Catgirls in Heat") and the jokes are pretty bad. But so bad they're good, in my opinion.

If there's such a thing as the perfect low budget comedy, this is it. Emphasis on the "low budget". But what did you expect when you picked this up? Bad acting, bad plot and cheerleaders with swords. You'll get exactly what you expect. So don't complain.


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