Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ... See full summary »

Director:

Kevin Campbell

Writer:

Kevin Campbell

Stars:

Kira Reed Lorsch, Angela Brubaker, Jeff Nicholson

1 nomination.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Kira Reed Lorsch	...	Fantasy Girl (as Kira Reed)
Angela Brubaker	...	Angela
Jeff Nicholson	...	Stephen
Renee Deemer	...	Heather
T. Scott Becker	...	Chubby (as T. Scott Becker)
Jared Brubaker	...	Maverick
Donr Sneed	...	Mr. X
Adam Burns	...	Flamer
Matthew Mertz	...	Alarm Geek
Lee Schinagl	...	Lardus Maximus
Tamara Lentz	...	Ophelia
Sunny Graves	...	Jane
Alissa Shanley	...	Bethany
Cathryn Farnsworth	...	Abigail
Brooke Martin	...	Hanna

Storyline

Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software!

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Plot Keywords:

cheerleader | blonde | female frontal nudity | flatulence | female removes her clothes | 

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Taglines:

From Infinity... To The Mall

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Genres:

Action | Comedy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and crude humor

Details

Official Sites:

Official Site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 November 2003 (USA)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Control Track Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

91 min 96 min (video)

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Trivia

During the ending credits it's shown that one of the topless body doubles during the catfight is Kira Reed Lorsch. The other body double was also the topless body double for Angela the head cheerleader. The uncredited body double was also in the lesbian dream sequence.

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Goofs

During the catfight two of the cheerleaders tear each other's blouses off revealing their breasts. After the catfight all seven cheerleaders have their shirts intact. The topless shot was done by two obvious body doubles.

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Crazy Credits

At the end of the credits this message appears: "Special thanks to those viewers who are so bored as to actually sit through all these credits to this final one. Thanks, and don't ever let anyone ask you to pull their finger!"

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Connections

Spoofs Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993)

User Reviews

There Are Better Cheerleader Films

This movie was made for me. Cheerleaders + Ninjas = AWESOME!

This is a totally low budget film. It makes Crawlers seem like Titanic. I'm sure I could have backed it. This movie is so low budget the only way you can get it right now is to order a copy from the director. This is exactly what I did after hearing it featured Cheerleader Ninjas vs. Catholic School Girl Bullies. Sweet!

In the movie The Catholic School P.T.A. decides that the influence of Internet erotica is too much for their little town. After some surfing they decide cheerleaders are behind most of this stuff - after all they are on a lot of the sites out there. Their attack is twofold. Its like something Napoleon would come up with. They get the bully girls in the Catholic School to harass the cheerleaders and hire an Internet guru to blackout all those 'bad girl' Internet sites.

After being pushed around by the bad Catholic School girls the Cheerleaders fight back. They go to a ninja master and learn the art like good grasshoppers. Soon afterwards, they are joined by a band of Computer Geeks fighting to protect the only access to hot women the have: the net. This all leads up to a big show down.

Overall this movie is o.k. I mean the premise is cool. But it is not what I expected. I was thinking it might be like The Cheerleaders, or Amazons, or Christine's Addiction, or Buda. But no. The only busty scene is played for comedy. I'd say there are too many fart jokes too. Considering the fact that this is kinda a big home movie more then a movie, Skeeter will give this one a 4 for 10. Everett Hartsoe puts out similar but better stuff with a similar budget.