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Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

R  |   |  Action, Comedy  |  25 November 2003 (USA)
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Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ... See full summary »

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Fantasy Girl (as Kira Reed)
Angela Brubaker ...
Angela
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Stephen
Renee Deemer ...
Heather
T. Scott Becker ...
Chubby (as T. Scott Becker)
Jared Brubaker ...
Maverick
Donr Sneed ...
Mr. X
Adam Burns ...
Flamer
Matthew Mertz ...
Alarm Geek
Lee Schinagl ...
Lardus Maximus
Tamara Lentz ...
Ophelia
Sunny Graves ...
Jane
Alissa Shanley ...
Bethany
Cathryn Farnsworth ...
Abigail
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Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software! Written by CntrlTrack

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Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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During the ending credits it's shown that one of the topless body doubles during the catfight is Kira Reed Lorsch. The other body double was also the topless body double for Angela the head cheerleader. The uncredited body double was also in the lesbian dream sequence. See more »

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During the catfight two of the cheerleaders tear each other's blouses off revealing their breasts. After the catfight all seven cheerleaders have their shirts intact. The topless shot was done by two obvious body doubles. See more »

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Beyond Pathetic
14 March 2004 | by (St. Cloud, Minnesota) – See all my reviews

This poorly filmed collection of already overused gags completely lacks anything that might possibly be construed as entertainment. It's not bad-funny, it's not good-funny, it's not anything-funny. It's the complete absence of funny.

Did I mention it's not funny?

In comparison, watching floor wax dry is a moving intellectual experience. If there is any justice in the universe, everyone concerned with this alleged film, their relatives, friends, passing acquaintances and orthodontists will accrue massively negative karma and eventually be collectively re-incarnated as Dom DeLuis' loofah.


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