A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.
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 B.J. Cummings (42 episodes, 2000-2002)
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 Chip Rommel (42 episodes, 2000-2002)
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 Jamaica St. Croix (42 episodes, 2000-2002)
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 Kimberlee Clark (42 episodes, 2000-2002)
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 Notch Johnson (42 episodes, 2000-2002)
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 Lt. Steve Andrews / ... (28 episodes, 2000-2001)
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A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's world-famous lifeguard, Notch Johnson.

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Jaime Bergman's pregnancy was written into the storyline. See more »

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Chip Rommel: It is easy as attacking Russia at winter.
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Referenced in Raising Hope: Gambling Again (2012) See more »

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Funniest original cable show ever
11 April 2003 | by (Bloomsburg, PA) – See all my reviews

Son of the Beach follows the misadventures of the world's greatest lifeguard Notch Johnson and his unit, Shore Patrol Force 30. Notch's unit is made up of Arkansas beauty BJ Cummings; Kimberlee Clark, the "smart, flat-chested one"; lifeguard from the 'hood, Jamaica St. Croix; and Chip Rommel, descendant of the German general Erwin Rommel. After the first three seasons, Porcelein Bidet joined the team. With his SPF 30 team, Notch set out to do things every lifeguard has to do, like stop illegal importers, drug dealers, mad scientists, almost graduate from Southern University College at Malibu Adjacent (SUCMA), and found a school for Retards and Orphans.

Just from this description, how can you not want to watch this show? With show titles like "BJ Blue Hawaii" and "Witness for the Prostitution," every show is full of innuendoes and double entendres. Many people may be put off by the fact that Howard Stern produced this show, but that is a lame reason to not watch. If you don't watch this show, it should be for two reasons: 1)You don't get cable or 2)you don't like insanely funny shows. Seriously, how can you not laugh when Notch is talking about his Hawaiian friend King Kumonnha and his nut farm? Plus, just about every episode has a scene where Leila Arcieri and Jaime Bergman get to show off their, uh, attributes more artistically than normal. How can you not like that?

In summation, there's comedy, high comedy, and then there's Son of the Beach.


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