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"Stargate SG-1" Children of the Gods (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

Quotes

[looking the Abydos Stargate's DHD]

Samantha Carter: Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth.

Jack O'Neill: Captain?

Samantha Carter: Look how small it is!

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Samantha Carter: It took us fifteen years and three super-computers to MacGyver a system for the Gate on Earth.

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Sam Carter: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.

Jack O'Neill: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.

Sam Carter: Oh, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we gonna have to arm wrestle?

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General Hammond: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?

Jack O'Neill: I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it.

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Daniel Jackson: Look, ah, I don't pretend to know anything about astrophysics, but couldn't the planets change? I mean, uh, drift apart or-or something like that to throw this map off?

Samantha Carter: I knew I'd like you.

Daniel Jackson: You mean I'm right?

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Jack O'Neill: Daniel, for crying out loud, you've had one beer. Cheaper date than my wife was.

Daniel Jackson: Yes. When am I going to meet your wife?

Jack O'Neill: Oh. Probably, ah, never. After I came back from Abydos the first time, she'd already left.

Daniel Jackson: I'm sorry.

Jack O'Neill: Yeah, so was I. I think, in her heart, she forgave me for what happened to our kid. She just... couldn't forget.

Daniel Jackson: And what about you?

Jack O'Neill: I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive myself. But sometimes I can forget... Sometimes.

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[Teal'c has just helped SG-1 and prisoners escape from the Gou'ald]

Jack O'Neill: Hey, come on!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

Jack O'Neill: For this, you can stay at my place. Let's go.

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George Hammond: What's he doing here?

Jack O'Neill: General Hammond, this is Teal'c. He can help us.

George Hammond: Do you know what he is?

Jack O'Neill: Yes, sir. I do. He's the man who saved our lives. And if you accept my recommendation, sir, he'll join SG-1.

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[O'Neill smells a drink that Skaara has brought for the team to drink at dinner]

Jack O'Neill: Moonshine?

Skaara: Moon... shine.

Jack O'Neill: Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. Daniel, what are you teaching these kids?

Skaara: Try it.

Jack O'Neill: Alright. Skaara's Moonshine. I'll give it a little shot.

[O'Neill sips it and spits it out in an explosive burst]

Jack O'Neill: Whoa!

[the team and villagers are laugh]

Jack O'Neill: [hoarsely] Smooth. Very smooth.

Skaara: Moonshine!

Kawalsky: Our little soldiers are all grown up, Colonel.

Jack O'Neill: Yeah. I'm so proud.

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Samuels: I'm Major Samuels.

Jack O'Neill: Air Force?

Samuels: Yes, sir. I'm the general's executive officer.

Jack O'Neill: Want a little piece of advice, Major? Get 'reass' to NASA. That's where all the action's gonna be. Out there.

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[Unsure whether Ra is dead or alive]

George Hammond: Are you sure he's dead, Colonel?

Jack O'Neill: Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.

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[Preparing to send a message to Daniel on Abydos]

Jack O'Neill: General, we don't need that probe.

Kawalsky: We don't?

Jack O'Neill: Nope. This'll do.

[O'Neill grabs a box of Kleenex]

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[preparing to go through the Stargate to Abydos]

Jack O'Neill: Captain?

Samantha Carter: Don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.

Jack O'Neill: Good. I was gonna say, "Ladies first."

Samantha Carter: You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

Jack O'Neill: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

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Teal'c: What is this?

Jack O'Neill: It's a watch.

Teal'c: This is not Goa'uld technology. Where are you from?

Jack O'Neill: Earth. Chicago, if you wanna be specific.

Teal'c: Your words mean nothing. Where are you from?

Daniel Jackson: Ah, excuse me.

[Daniel draws the gate symbol representing Earth in the dirt]

Daniel Jackson: This is where we're from.

[Teal'c looks at it and then leaves the room]

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[O'Neill has sent a box of tissues through the gate for Daniel]

Major Samuels: What if the aliens get it?

Jack O'Neill: Well, they could be blowin' their noses right now.

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Jack O'Neill: Oh, come on, Samuels. Let me be the cynic around here, okay?

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Samantha Carter: [Seeing the Control Plinth of the Gate at Abydos for the first time] Amazing.

Samantha Carter: But, this is what was missing from the dig at Giza.

Samantha Carter: [Touches the central boss] This is how they controlled it.

Samantha Carter: It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to 'MacGyver' a system for the Gate on Earth.

Jack O'Neill: Captain.

Samantha Carter: Look how small it is.

Jack O'Neill: Captain!

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Jack O'Neill: Oh here we go, another scientist. General, please.

Samantha Carter: Theoretical astrophysicist.

Jack O'Neill: Which means...?

George Hammond: It means she's smarter than you are.

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[Daniel is thinking about Sha're]

Daniel Jackson: She's out there somewhere, Jack.

Jack O'Neill: I know. So's Skaara.

Daniel Jackson: So what do we do?

Jack O'Neill: We find 'em.

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George Hammond: Where's Captain Carter?

Samuels: Just arriving, sir.

Jack O'Neill: Carter?

George Hammond: I'm assigning Sam Carter to this mission.

Jack O'Neill: I'd prefer to put together my own team, sir.

George Hammond: Not on this mission. Sorry. Carter's our expert on the Stargate.

Jack O'Neill: Where's he transferring from?

Samantha Carter: [Carter enters the room] She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, sir.

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Colonel Jack O'Neill: I can save these people. Help me! Help me.

Teal'c: Many have said that. But you are the first I believe could do it.

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