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Release Date:
24 March 1987 (USA) See more »
Old McDonald had a farm... Ei Ei Ouch!
Two young twins are sent to spend time at their aunt's farm. What nobody knows is that the aunt's handyman is a psycho serial killer who dismembers his victims and stores their body parts in the barn. | Add synopsis »
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  (in credits order)
Todd Michael Smith ... Jeremy (as Todd Smith)
John Polonia ... Joseph
Mark Polonia ... Alan
Jeff Seddon ... The Woodsman
Marion Costly ... Aunt Lacey
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Bernice Tombs ... Victim (uncredited)

Directed by
John Polonia 
Mark Polonia 
Todd Michael Smith  (as Todd Smith)
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
John Polonia  written by
Mark Polonia  written by
Todd Michael Smith  written by (as Todd Smith)

Produced by
J.K. Farlew .... producer
Original Music by
John Rayl 
Cinematography by
Bill Lenzi (director of photography)
Film Editing by
John Polonia 
Mark Polonia 
Art Direction by
Frank Orgell 
Gary LeBlanc .... special thanks (2007 DVD release)
Michael Raso .... special thanks (2007 DVD release) (as Mike Raso)

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Also Known As:
"Splatter Farm: The Cult Classic Edition" - USA (recut version)
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70 min
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1.33 : 1 See more »
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Referenced in Splatter Beach (2007) (V)See more »


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4 out of 6 people found the following review useful.
About as shocking as static electricity, 29 September 2004
Author: movesukkaz

Do not believe the raving and ranting about this one, you will not find it shocking, or gross, or 'nauseating' as some other reviewers would have you believe. Once again we have a terminally boring and dumb oddity that no one has seen, and those that have feel privileged for some odd reason and thus, obligated to hype it up into something its not even close to being.

"F'ed up" and "sickenly far" are phrases some reviewer chose to use to describe Splatter Farm. Needless to say, that made me laugh almost as hard as the movie did! THERE IS NOTHING SICK OR SHOCKING IN THIS FILM. ITS ALL JUST WORDS. Sure there's some blood and gore, but when an entire movie comes of like a goof, how on earth can it be shocking? For example, the animal cruelty scene (token for any exploiter) shows man lifting hammer, cut to closeup of horse, cut to hammer being lifted, cut to closeup of horse, cut to horse naying and running away...yes folks, ready those pacemakers and prepare for the shock!

Or howabout the incest scene with the aunt and the nephew, here's how it goes.

Aunt: I'm feeling lonely, I drugged your drink. Cut to someone sitting on bed with a big sheet over them, bouncing up and down for 3 seconds (that is supposed to be the aunt and nephew doing it under the covers). End scene. And yes, thats as disturbing as this stinker gets. Every "shock" in this flick is poorly executed and lifted from either Nekromantik or Island of Death (others I'm sure) and just comes of as ineffective and funny(!), the type of reaction you shouldn't have.

The only thing more perplexing than the oh so "sick and twisted...I love it" kids praising moronic movies like this are the detractors condemning them for being so filthy and disgusting (eg. Cannibal Holocaust), anyone that enjoys it must need help. I mean I just don't get it. Like most exploiters, nothing comes off as genuine and is usually badly handled so why bother making a fuss? Anyway, if you're looking for shocks or hell, even just a fun time, don't be mislead. This one doesn't deliver the goods at all, fan of exploitation cinema or not.

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