Shadow Warrior (1997 Video Game)
Master Leep: Avenge my death!
Lo Wang: [to naked lady] Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang?
Lo Wang: [after slicing a guy up with his sword] You have a split personality.
Horny Old Lady: Why does Thinking about sex make me wanna crap?
Lo Wang: I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you.
Lo Wang: You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?
Lo Wang: [after using Ripper Heart] Two wangs are better than one.
Lo Wang: You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!
Lo Wang: [after looking at something broken] Ooh, must be American made!
Lo Wang: [to naked lady defecating on a toilet] Hey baby! Pull my finger! Hahaha!
Lo Wang: [to naked lady defecating on a toilet] Hoooo! What you eat anyway, baby?
Lo Wang: [singing while riding the boat] Row, row, row your boat, gentry down the stream...
[after Lo Wang stops singing]
Lo Wang: Ohh, I think my thingy's hanging out!
Zilla: Damn you Lo Wang! I will rebuild and come fight you again.
Lo Wang: Whoa! After all that work, Lo Wang feel like a song! HA HAA!
[Lo Wang rap]
Lo Wang: Whoooowantah some Wang? Hey you! Yes you! I am the Shadow Warrior! Lets fight. What you waiting for huh? I am everybody's worst nightmare. Now, let's fight!
Lo Wang: You're not too smart. You're blocking with your head again! Pain is for the weak! What are you waiting for huh?
Lo Wang: [looks at master leep impaled] Master Leep! What have they done?
Lo Wang: [after walking on his own caltrops] Who put these here? Ow!
Lo Wang: [after putting sticky bomb on enemy] Look! You have a new friend!
Lo Wang: [after putting sticky bomb on enemy] Ho ho! Sticky bomb liking you!