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(1997 Video Game)

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Lo Wang: [after slicing a guy up with his sword] You have a split personality.

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Horny Old Lady: Why does Thinking about sex make me wanna crap?

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Lo Wang: [to old lady] Lady someone beat you with ugly stick!

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Lo Wang: [to naked lady] Are those real tits?

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Lo Wang: [to naked lady] Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang?

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Lo Wang: Oh damn, I'm running into walls now!

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Lo Wang: Lo Wang coming to get you, little snake coward!

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Lo Wang: You have no honor!

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Lo Wang: See my stick shift? In fast gear, hahaha!

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Lo Wang: Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss.

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Lo Wang: Must be here rat, because I trapped like one

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Lo Wang: I am sitting here, getting stiff!

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Lo Wang: Oh you little tiny tick.

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Lo Wang: Hey peaches, how bout you moon me? Hahaha

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Lo Wang: I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you.

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Lo Wang: [after using medikit] Aah... better than acupuncture!

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Lo Wang: You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?

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Lo Wang: [after using Ripper Heart] Two wangs are better than one.

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Lo Wang: I like nuclear weapons.

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Lo Wang: BANZAII!

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Lo Wang: Holy pieces of cow!

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Lo Wang: It is natural to die!

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Lo Wang: Sayonara, scumbag.

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Lo Wang: Just like Hiroshima!

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Lo Wang: Have fun little wabbit! Ha ha!

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Lo Wang: Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan.

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Lo Wang: Be proud, Mr.Woo.

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Lo Wang: Hello, is your refrigerator running? Better catch it!

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Lo Wang: Woops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha

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Lo Wang: Lo Wang soap you good.

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Lo Wang: Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!

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Lo Wang: You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!

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Lo Wang: You move like a pregnant yak.

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Lo Wang: Oh, better zip fly.

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Lo Wang: Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here.

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Lo Wang: Cowabunga!

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Lo Wang: I like big weapons.

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Lo Wang: Lo Wang rather kick ass then solve stupid puzzle.

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Lo Wang: The entire rap is ri-gaw-damn ridiculous

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Lo Wang: [after looking at something broken] Ooh, must be American made!

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Lo Wang: [to naked lady defecating on a toilet] Hey baby! Pull my finger! Hahaha!

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Lo Wang: [to naked lady defecating on a toilet] Hoooo! What you eat anyway, baby?

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Lo Wang: You looka lika Stupid!

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Lo Wang: [singing while riding the boat] Row, row, row your boat, gentry down the stream...

[after Lo Wang stops singing]

Lo Wang: Ohh, I think my thingy's hanging out!

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Lo Wang: A ninja knows no fear.

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Lo Wang: I like sword - that's a personal weapon.

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Zilla: [opening line] Zilla sends his regards, Lo Wang!

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Zilla: Damn you Lo Wang! I will rebuild and come fight you again.

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Lo Wang: Ha ha, You no mess with Lo Wang!

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Lo Wang: Whoa! After all that work, Lo Wang feel like a song! HA HAA!

[Lo Wang rap]

Lo Wang: Whoooowantah some Wang? Hey you! Yes you! I am the Shadow Warrior! Lets fight. What you waiting for huh? I am everybody's worst nightmare. Now, let's fight!

[battle]

Lo Wang: You're not too smart. You're blocking with your head again! Pain is for the weak! What are you waiting for huh?

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Lo Wang: Pain is for the weak!

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Lo Wang: [When you select Easy skill] You are tiny grasshopper!

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Lo Wang: I musta seek out Master Leep's advice!

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Lo Wang: [looks at master leep impaled] Master Leep! What have they done?

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Master Leep: Avenge my death!

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Lo Wang: [after walking on his own caltrops] Who put these here? Ow!

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Lo Wang: [after putting sticky bomb on enemy] Look! You have a new friend!

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Lo Wang: [after putting sticky bomb on enemy] Ho ho! Sticky bomb liking you!

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Lo Wang: Howsa that for kung fu fighting you chickena shit?

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Lo Wang: Tora! Tora! Tora!

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Lo Wang: You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear.

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Lo Wang: [after slicing a guy up with his sword] Oh look, you're coming apart!

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