Royal Rumble (1998 TV Special)
Jerry Lawler: Just look at the idiots that are in this ring right now. Chainsaw, Mosh, Cactus Jack. I feel like calling "Unsolved Mysteries" and saying "Hey, I found everybody."
Jim Ross: He's 6'7", 300-plus pounds, he's about a biscuit away from 315, it's Phineas Godwinn. Living proof of what happens when first-cousins marry.
Jerry Lawler: I'm gonna tell you something. We're fixing to have five WWF superstars in the ring and only one brain between them, and that's in the head of the Rock.