Fluffy Guy: For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Guy #1: Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
Guy #2: I live in a giant bucket.
Guy #1: [the head of a little angry monster suddenly grows out of Guy #1's head and begins to scream something in an indeterminable language] Wayo!
Guy #2: Fuck!
Ticks Announcer: You're watching the "Family Learning Channel". And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.
Spoon Guy: My spoon is too big. My spoon is too BIG. My SPOON is too big.
[Banana-man walks in]
Banana: I am a banana!
Queen of France: [after carelessly ripping his friend's stomach off and placing it on his own head as a hat] I am the queen of France!
Fluffy Guy: This is fun!
[the little Fluffy Guys continue dancing to a Scandinavian Christmas Song]
Fluffy Guy: My anus is bleeding!
Father: [in a deleted scene] What's wrong, son?
Son: I want to drink goat's blood.
Father: But son... it's only *Tuesday*!
Flying Tentacled Pig-Monster: [Zooms across the sky]