Rat (2000)

Frank Kelly: Uncle Matt

Quotes 

• Uncle Matt : There's nothin' worse than a drowned rat in the toilet, whether it's a close relation or not.

• Uncle Matt : A rat is not particular where he dies, Conchita. The animal you have in mind is the elephant.

• Uncle Matt : What you've got to appreciate is that turnin' into a rat causes severe contraction of the ecephalogical muscles, and blockage of the nuerolaptical tubes.