Jeff Foxworthy:
What my wife meant when she said she needed to get ready for bikini season was that she was about to go have a procedure done to her that is called a bikini wax. And to hear her describe this horror...
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Jeff Foxworthy:
Apparently, she paid somebody.
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Jeff Foxworthy:
*Paid* somebody. To pour lava hot scalding wax on her inner thighs. And then the two of them chatted for a little while until the wax had dried, and then the women grabbed the wax and YANKED the hair out.
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Jeff Foxworthy:
If you ever hear of somebody doing this to me, rest assured there was a *gun* to my head. Because you yank the hair out of my inner thigh, I will tell you where my grandmother hides her money.
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Jeff Foxworthy:
That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard of. We should implement that as a penalty in our judicial system.
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