The Bare Wench Project (2000)

User Rating:

2.3/10   

Director:

Jim Wynorski

Writer:

Jim Wynorski (written by)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

No map, no food, no clothes.

Plot:

Four sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench...

Plot Keywords:

Large Breasts | Breasts | Sorority | Lesbian | Female Nudity

Cast

Nikki Fritz	...	Nikki
Julie K. Smith	...	Chloe
Lorissa McComas	...	Lori
Antonia Dorian	...	Toni
Michael Porter	...	Mike Blye
Andy Sidaris	...	Dick Bigdickian (as Dick Bigdickian)
Lenny Juliano	...	Lunk
Julie Strain	...	The Bare Wench

Runtime:

76 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

Bethesda, Maryland, USA

Company:

Final V Films

Quotes:

[first title card]
Title Card: In October of 1998, four sorority sisters disappeared in the woods near Bareasseville, Delaware while shooting a documentary. A week later their footage was found.

Movie Connections:

Featured in Popatopolis (2009)

Soundtrack:

Come on 2000

Yes, it is a Blair Witch parody....and that's about it. C-

I'm a fan of Jim Wynorski movies, don't get me wrong, but this flick left a whole lot to be desired. First off, we get a group of sorority sisters (four of them, no less) alone in the woods with only one guy "protecting" them.

Anyone else see the sexual possibilities there?

You could have lesbian scenes a plenty, or maybe the guy pairing off with each girl at different times, or even one big orgy, but we get none of that. Nope, none. Just a few seconds of Lorissa McComas and Nikki Fritz kissing, bare-breasted. Yep.

There was a moderate amount of nudity, but far less than what you would expect Cinemax has on in the middle of the night on a Friday. Julie Strain makes an appearance as the Bare Wench herself.

Oh, did I mention this is a parody of "The Blair Witch Project"? You get most of the scenes you see in the real movie....they lose the map, get lost, yell at each other, the only guy disappears, and when they go look for him.....they find weird stuff left behind. They've even got the "shaky camera" feel to it.

Look for Julie K. Smith doing Heather Donahue's "I'm sorry" speech with the flashlight from the actual movie. Looking straight up at her face from below, you see these two large mounds obscuring your view.....yep, now that's a sight to see.

All in all, it's painfully short and not too straining on the senses. Look for a cameo by Andy Sidaris (yes, Andy Sidaris, no kidding) as a local store owner named Dick Bigdickian. Don't laugh too hard at that name, please. It's real hard not to, because I know I did!

Sex: D- Women: B+ Story: C- Overall: C-