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3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) Poster

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Peterson: Are you gonna kill me?

Murphy: Not 'til you get the safe open.

[Murphy smiles]

Murphy: Now that's a joke. Open the safe.

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Gus: What's great about dating homeless girls?

Murphy: What?

Gus: You can drop them off anywhere.

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Michael Zane: Finish your fries.

Jesse Waingrow: You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.

Michael Zane: Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?

Jesse Waingrow: Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?

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Cybil Waingrow: I didn't leave Jesse with a stranger. I left him with you.

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[after Hanson was held at gunpoint]

Hanson: You make me laugh, you know that? I can't imagine what goes through that sick fuckin' mind of yours. Sometimes I actually think you believe you're the King himself. You know that? And what is it with those sideburns anyway? I glued mine on for the job. For you, it's an actual lifestyle choice. It's fucking sad, man.

Murphy: Nevertheless, I do know the golden rule.

Hanson: And what's that, sweetheart?

Murphy: Fuck the gold.

[Murphy shoots Hanson in the leg]

Murphy: He who has the nickel plating makes the rules.

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Jack: Meet Hamilton.

Murphy: I said get a couple of guys, Jack. A couple of guys.

Jack: He is a couple of guys.

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Murphy: You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated makes the rules.

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Michael Zane: I've got good news and bad news.

Jesse Waingrow: What's the good news?

Michael Zane: Your mom's in the trunk.

Jesse Waingrow: What's the bad news?

Michael Zane: She's still alive.

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Federal Marshal Quigley: Either quit smoking or get a new lighter.

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Murphy: You want karma, asshole?

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Damitry: Alright, Murphy, if you're not coming out, then we're coming in after you.

Murphy: You don't want any of me!

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Michael Zane: Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.

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Murphy: You recognize me now? I recognize you.

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Michael Zane: It's time to go to work, baby.

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Murphy: What's his problem?

Lady: He's deaf...

[Murphy smiles and chuckles]

Murphy: You're not, so get his head on the fucking ground.

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Cybil Waingrow: This looks Beautiful.

Murphy: It's one of my favorite pieces.

Cybil Waingrow: Yeah. Where's it from?

Murphy: [whispers] Out my ass.

Cybil Waingrow: Excuse me.

Murphy: It's an African piece.

Cybil Waingrow: Looks Egyptian to me

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Murphy: Fucking cowboy.

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Murphy: Pork chop, Pork chop. Greasy, Greasy. We beat your team, fuckin easy easy. WHOOO Go Wombats!

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Cybil Waingrow: Uh, you're making that cigarette look really good.

Michael Zane: You're making that dress look good!

[quick cut to bedroom scene and the two having wild sex]

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Cybil Waingrow: Or what, you'll kill me?

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Murphy: Ever been to Reno? Get your bubble gum.

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Jesse Waingrow: I thought you died.

Michael Zane: I did.

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