Archie's Weird Mysteries (1999–2000)
Andrew Rannells: Archie Andrews
Quotes
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Reggie Mantle : I just kill me!
Archie Andrews : I understand the impulse.
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Archie Andrews : [at the end of every episode] In a little town called Riverdale.
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Archie Andrews : You sat in front of that television for 12 hours?
Jughead Jones : That's why they call it a marathon.
Archie Andrews : No, that's why they call it the boob tube!
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Archie Andrews : [about Reggie] He's got a case of terminal jerkiositude.
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Archie Andrews : I think I just put my hand where too many hamburgers have gone before.
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Archie Andrews : One of us should get the girls to the car, while the other distracts the monster.
Jughead Jones : Good plan. See ya.
Archie Andrews : Wait! Aren't you going to volunteer to stay behind?
Jughead Jones : Sorry, I'm allergic to fur and having my legs ripped off.
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Archie Andrews : Reggie, why do you have to always point up everyone's mistakes?
Reggie Mantle : Because I'm better than everyone.