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(2000 TV Movie)

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Paul McCartney: [John grabs Paul and kisses him. Paul pushes him away] Get off! God... just cause Yoko's away doesn't mean you have to stop brushing your teeth.

John Lennon: You know you wanted it, you tart.

Paul McCartney: Is my name Brian?

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John Lennon: There is little difference between the one who bows and the one who is bowed to.

Paul McCartney: Ooh, very "I am the Walrus."

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John Lennon: [offering Paul McCartney the chocolate, and quoting "Revolution 9"] Take this, brother. May it serve you well.

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Paul McCartney: I knew it all along!

John Lennon: What?

Paul McCartney: You... pretendin' you didn't know me music.

John Lennon: Come on, Paul. You're the biggest bloody thing since The Beatles!

Paul McCartney: Oh, mmm... whatever became of them?

John Lennon: They all grew up and became lawyers.

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John Lennon: You're getting old, mate.

Paul McCartney: Speak for yourself, dad. I've still got me pretty face, you see?

John Lennon: That you have.

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Paul McCartney: I heard you let your recording contract run out. Somebody told me that you might never make another record.

John Lennon: It's no skin off my teeth.

Paul McCartney: Off your nose, you mean.

John Lennon: No, off me back.

Paul McCartney: You're not serious.

John Lennon: No skin off me back.

Paul McCartney: No, I mean about...

John Lennon: You thought it was off me nose.

Paul McCartney: Seriously, John.

John Lennon: Seriously, Paul.

Paul McCartney: What?

John Lennon: What?

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John Lennon: [greeting Paul] The ghost of Christmas past.

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Paul McCartney: So we're alone?

John Lennon: Yeah, you, me, and everything between us.

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Paul McCartney: You look very thin.

John Lennon: Mother's got us on the macrobiotic diet.

Paul McCartney: Mother?

John Lennon: Yoko.

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John Lennon: [Answering the Intercom System] Help me, I'm trapped inside this little box.

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Paul McCartney: Where are we going, Johnny?

John Lennon: Straight to the top, boys!

Paul McCartney: Oh yeah? Where's that?

John Lennon: The toppermost of the poppermost!

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John Lennon: I gaurantee you, when he finally gets the nerve to come over here, it'll be, "My Connie adores you, and my Carla thinks you're fabulous."

Paul McCartney: My Heather likes you.

John Lennon: Her too, yeah.

Paul McCartney: No, I mean *my* Heather. She thinks you're all right. No accounting for taste, but she seems to have a bit of a crush on you.

John Lennon: What, Linda's girl?

Paul McCartney: Hey, she's my Heather too. I legally adopted her a long time ago.

John Lennon: How old is she now?

Paul McCartney: She's thirteen. Can you believe I've got a teenage daughter?

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Concierge: Good afternoon, sir. You have a visitor.

John Lennon: Friend or foe?

Concierge: I believe he is an old friend, sir. He says he wishes to surprise you.

John Lennon: How do I know he is who he claims to be?

Concierge: I'll vouch for him, sir. He is a familiar face.

John Lennon: Check him for drugs and send him up.

[John hangs up]

Concierge: Take Mr. McCartney up to see Mr. Lennon.

Elevator Attendant: It's an honor to meet you, sir.

Paul McCartney: Oh, thank you.

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Officer Francis: Kind of an interesting aroma lingering.

John Lennon: Yah, yah, vat is that?

Paul McCartney: Vat is that?

John Lennon: Possibly eminating from your ass.

Paul McCartney: From your horse. Yah, fine-looking, beautiful creatures.

John Lennon: Tell me, are those genuine jackboots?

Second Officer: Looks like we've landed one with a real attitude. You fellows wouldn't be indulging in any illegal substances now, would you?

John Lennon: Oh, nein, nein.

Paul McCartney: Just enjoying some good music, yah, yah.

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Paul McCartney: Luckily for us, they were pretty harmless, those two.

John Lennon: Yeah right, just like the harmless cop who drove his harmless little car over me harmless mum. He was pretty harmless, wasn't he? They're all bastards.

Paul McCartney: Come on, John, you're living in the past. One cop in Liverpool twenty years ago's got nothing to do with those two just now.

John Lennon: Look, cops is cops, New York or Liverpool!

Paul McCartney: You're just exploiting them as scapegoats for all your repressed and pent-up anger.

John Lennon: Piss off.

Paul McCartney: You know I'm right.

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