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Duke Nukem 3D (Video Game 1996) Poster

(1996 Video Game)

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Duke Nukem: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

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Duke Nukem: You're an inspiration for birth-control.

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Duke Nukem: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

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Duke Nukem: [Nintendo 64 version only]

[after entering a secret area and finding Snake from Escape from L.A. dead, torn in half, and hanging on chains]

Duke Nukem: I guess he didn't escape from L.A.

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[Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]

Duke Nukem: Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.

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Duke Nukem: [checking out office computer playing Duke 3D] Get back to work, you slacker!

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Duke Nukem: Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

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Duke Nukem: What are you waiting for? Christmas?

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[first lines]

Duke Nukem: Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

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Duke Nukem: Groovy!

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Duke Nukem: Uh, uh, uh. Where is it?

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Duke Nukem: Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

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[after an earthquake shakes the level]

Duke Nukem: I ain't afraid of no quake!

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Duke Nukem: What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?

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Duke Nukem: Lucky son of a bitch!

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[says it everytime Duke kills the boss of the episode]

Duke Nukem: Die, you son of a bitch!

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Duke Nukem: Damn, you're ugly.

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[seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom]

Duke Nukem: Hmm, that's one doomed space marine.

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Duke Nukem: This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast... Uh... The best tunes in town!

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Boss 1: Who... the... hell... are you?

[Duke shoots the boss's head and kills him]

Duke Nukem: I'm Duke Nukem. And I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

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Duke Nukem: Let god sort 'em out.

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Duke Nukem: Heh, heh, heh, what a mess!

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Duke Nukem: [singing horribly] Born To Be Wiiillllddd!

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Duke Nukem: Damn. Those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub!

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Duke Nukem: I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub.

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Duke Nukem: I'm going in.

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Duke Nukem: I think you need some down time...

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Duke Nukem: Looks like it's time for me to go POSTAL!

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Duke Nukem: Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!

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Duke Nukem: Get the crap outta here!

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Duke Nukem: Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

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Duke Nukem: And I thought 10 guns was hard to carry!

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Duke Nukem: ...And I thought cigars tasted bad!

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Duke Nukem: Ahhhh... much better!

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Duke Nukem: This really pisses me off!

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Tape Recorder: This tape will self-destruct in 1 second!

[explodes]

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Fat Commander: Suck it down!

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Duke Nukem: [upon blowing up an Assault Commander with the RPG] Suck it down!

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Duke Nukem: My name's Duke Nukem. After some few days of R&R, I'll be ready for some more action!

Woman: Aww, come back to bed, Duke! I have ready for some action, nowww!

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Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after finishing a level] Ready for action!

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Duke Nukem: It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!

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Cycloid Emperor: [Shareware version closing line] Duke, if you think you're a badass, come face us in the final missions. Or else, Earth will fall and you will die a coward. The choice is yours.

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Duke Nukem: Somebody's gonna freakin' pay for screwin' up my vacation.

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Duke Nukem: [whenever an alien is blown to bits] Oooooooooh, that's gotta hurt!

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Duke Nukem: [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good!

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Duke Nukem: [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!

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Duke Nukem: [after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside-down] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!

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Duke Nukem: [after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen] Nobody jacks with our Independence!

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Duke Nukem: [after entering a back room in Duke Burger] Nobody messes with my meat!

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Duke Nukem: Let's rock!

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Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after squishing an alien] Bitchin'!

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Duke Nukem: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!

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Duke Nukem: [upon seeing an Assault Trooper blowing up after it crosses an activated Laser Tripbomb] Blow it out your ass!

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Duke Nukem: [sometimes says it after an alien squishes itself when passing through a wall] Eat shit and die!

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Duke Nukem: We meet again, Doctor Jones!

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Duke Nukem: [Sometimes upon seeing a stripper dancing] Shake it, baby!

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Duke Nukem: [Sometimes upon seeing a stripper dancing] Wanna dance?

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Duke Nukem: [after stepping in a puddle from a monster that soiled itself in death] Shit happens!

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Duke Nukem: Rest in pieces!

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[upon defeating the Alien Queen, the final boss of the game]

Duke Nukem: It's time to abort your whole friggin' species!

[blows up the Alien Queen's corpse with a pipe bomb]

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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