Cathy Patrick
- Self
- (as Cathy)
Don Fernando
- Self - Cathy's Lover
- (uncredited)
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Sam's breast-fixation at its peak
If you've sat through the self-serving video bio of pornographer Sam Xavier, you know he claims to have cornered the market on large-breasted porno women. In a way that's true: I sent away 25 or 30 years ago for many of his mail-order VHS tapes documenting huge mammaries whether they belonged to the ill-named Miss Twin Towers or a bevy of British beauties torn from the pages of Mayfair magazine. I even watched those nascent forerunners of Brit Porn including the 2 "Duke of Knockers" videos and would even like to blame him for the grand-daddy of them all, my much beloved tape "Sexy Secrets of the Sex Therapists".
So it was inevitable that Sam would eventually climb his Mount Everest and find at its peak the twin peaks of one Zena Fulsom. Her breast implants are certainly the most exaggerated ever to grace the silver screen, making recent Score Magazine (another Sam outlet) models look puny and Doris Wishman's contribution to film history in the form of Chesty Morgan running out of the money. The only girls who even vaguely resemble Ms. Fulsom (and her "sister" Cindy, another Sam player) are those artfully photo-shop/CGI morphed Asian girls with huge tits that exist only on the internet but not in real life.
Zena's DVD proclaims on its cover "The Number One Selling Big Bust Video in the World", a Sam claim which I'm sure has never been audited. No matter, she's still the biggest bust model in a video in the world. Her relatively brief segment is not worth the price of admission, however, as despite Zena's pleasant, bubbly personality, and her eagerness to get the unidentified Brit's big cock hard via sucking on it, the sight of her fake breasts in motion is not all that interesting whether seen head-on or looking even more grotesque tastefully sticking out sideways when viewed from the rear. Going hardcore is more of a sign of the times than any added eroticism in her case.
The other two girls, Tiffany Towers and Cathy round out the program also getting humped, and that's it, no more, no less. Even coming from me, born and raised under the influence of Hugh Hefner, and later Russ Meyer (who I eventually got to meet in the '80s and interview - a thrill in itself), much ado about nothing.
So it was inevitable that Sam would eventually climb his Mount Everest and find at its peak the twin peaks of one Zena Fulsom. Her breast implants are certainly the most exaggerated ever to grace the silver screen, making recent Score Magazine (another Sam outlet) models look puny and Doris Wishman's contribution to film history in the form of Chesty Morgan running out of the money. The only girls who even vaguely resemble Ms. Fulsom (and her "sister" Cindy, another Sam player) are those artfully photo-shop/CGI morphed Asian girls with huge tits that exist only on the internet but not in real life.
Zena's DVD proclaims on its cover "The Number One Selling Big Bust Video in the World", a Sam claim which I'm sure has never been audited. No matter, she's still the biggest bust model in a video in the world. Her relatively brief segment is not worth the price of admission, however, as despite Zena's pleasant, bubbly personality, and her eagerness to get the unidentified Brit's big cock hard via sucking on it, the sight of her fake breasts in motion is not all that interesting whether seen head-on or looking even more grotesque tastefully sticking out sideways when viewed from the rear. Going hardcore is more of a sign of the times than any added eroticism in her case.
The other two girls, Tiffany Towers and Cathy round out the program also getting humped, and that's it, no more, no less. Even coming from me, born and raised under the influence of Hugh Hefner, and later Russ Meyer (who I eventually got to meet in the '80s and interview - a thrill in itself), much ado about nothing.
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- lor_
- Nov 25, 2015
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