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Spy Kids (2001) Poster

(2001)

Quotes

Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!

Carmen Cortez: Ooooh, shittake mushrooms.

Carmen Cortez: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.

Gregorio Cortez: Juni. Remember, you are a Cortez.

Juni Cortez: Whats so great about being a Cortez?

Gregorio Cortez: Lots of things!

Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance!

[Inside the super guppy]

Juni Cortez: Wow.

Carmen Cortez: We are *definitely* gonna be late for school

Carmen Cortez: Go ahead. You've got nothing on me, warthog.

Juni Cortez: Try me... Diaper lady.

[Carmen and Juni's robot doubles lift off the ground with fire streaming from the bottom of their feet]

Boy on Playground: ¡Yo quiero los zapatos como esos! (I want shoes like that!)

[Juni has just gotten some valuable information from the Fooglies, who talk backwards]

Juni Cortez: Sknaht!

Mr. Alexander Minion: I feel it is time we concentrated on our grand, diabolical plan.

Fegan Floop: Syndication?

Juni Cortez: It needs... children.

Juni Cortez: You mean you're our real uncle? Because we've already got a fake uncle.

Fegan Floop: [regarding the robot army of children] We have to reprogram them before it's to late

Carmen Cortez: And if it is?

Fegan Floop: Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them

Carmen Cortez: You did that on purpose you kamikazee!

Juni Cortez: Teach them to be good!

Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.

Ingrid Cortez: You know what, why don't we talk about this when we get home?

Carmen Cortez: [continuing what she and Juni did in their parents absence] ... running off to Belize...

Ingrid Cortez: You went where?

Carmen Cortez: You're right, let's talk about this when we get home.

Gregorio Cortez: [sees Ms. Gradenko's hair; half of it is burned off due to a previous encounter she had with Carmen and Juni] Ms. Gradenko... I think.

Ms. Gradenko: Oh, it's me all right. I owe my new look to your children.

Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowances.

Juni Cortez: It Needs Monsters.

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Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!

Carmen Cortez: What do you see?

Juni Cortez: You.

Carmen Cortez: Very funny.

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Gregorio Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?

Ingrid Cortez: Those were the days.

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"Uncle" Felix Gumm: Hey churros! Last time I saw you, you were *this* big

[motions his hand above Juni's head]

"Uncle" Felix Gumm: You're shrinking."

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Fegan Floop: [sings] It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls / And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!

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Gregorio Cortez: What was the story tonight?

Ingrid Cortez: [kisses his head] Ours.

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Juni Cortez: I have warts on my fingers.

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