Olive, the Other Reindeer (1999 TV Movie)
Zoo Director: Martini, you're back! We saw you on TV!
Martini: I hope it was a color TV. Black and white just isn't my style.
Martini: Genuine Rolexes! Ten bucks!
Olive: I didn't know Rolex had three X's?
Martini: Typographical error. Factory seconds.
Olive: By the way, where's Rudolph?
Comet: There's no Rudolph. It's just one of those urban legends.
Martini: The laws of breaking and entering, as they pertain to Santa, are unclear.
Radio Announcer: Check out Marzipan Shack's pre-Ramadan Christmas sale!
The Postman: [singing] By now my ligaments are toast / But here it comes, more parcel post / Why not splurge? Send it priority! / What's one more pain in my posteriority?
Martini: How'd you get away?
Olive: It's kind of hard to explain. Have you heard of deus ex machina?
Martini: Denise who?
Olive: Look it up.
The Postman: She's wanted for several charges of mail fraud, including... uh, licking the self-adhesive stamps, and not sending early for the holidays.
Olive: I love Valentine's Day and the Fourth of July, I'm a little bit sad when Halloween has gone by, I'm thankful Thanksgiving comes around in the fall, but I've always loved Christmas the best of them all. Everyday's special, I'm not complaining, but I'm always counting the days still remaining 'til Christmas.
Martini: So why are we going to the North Pole again?
Olive: I'm going to save Christmas! I heard Santa on the radio, and he said he needed Olive, the other reindeer. That's me.
Richard Stands: Haha. That's what we always think he says. He was only saying, "All of the other reindeer." That's kinda like how I thought the Pledge of Allegiance was about me, Richard Stands.