Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993–1996)
Sonic: Here are three ways for you to be very smart: 1. Stay in school; 2. Stay in school; 3. Follow rules 1 and 2.
Dr. Robotnik: Duh, I think I hate that hedgehog, but I'm not sure.
Sonic: You did good, pal. You sure packed away a lot of junk food there.
Tails: Yeah, I know.
Professor: Thanks for saving me, Tails
Tails: Hey, no problem. All in a night's work.
[Tails' stomach rumbles, and he belches]
Tails: I guess I need something to settle my stomach.
[throws a couple chili dogs]
Sonic: Catch some heartburn on us!
Scratch: Grounder, you're as dumb as a rock!
Grounder: Metamorphic, igneous or sedimentary?
Sonic: Right now, the only thing bigger than Tails' appetite is his stomach.
Grounder: I think I'm going to be sick to my stomach.
Scratch: We don't have stomachs!
Grounder: Okay, then I think I'm going to be sick to my transmission.
Grounder: Gee, it's small for an ultimate weapon.
Scratch: That's not the weapon, Dim-Dim! That's just the remote control!
Grounder: I knew that.
[the robots are dressing up as a gorilla]
Scratch: How come I have to be on the bottom?
Grounder: Cause your scrawny legs fit the costume.
Coconuts: And I'm the brains of this operation. Brains to body - forward march.
[they all fall]
Scratch: Grounder, I think I'm sitting on our brains.
Dr. Robotnik: Do you two realize what an evil genius I am?
Scratch: You are evil-geniusly to make me, your maliciousness.
Grounder: And eviler and geniuser to realize you could do better and make me.
Sonic: You don't really think this is going to slow me down, do you?
Grounder: Yeah, I do!
Sonic: [imitates buzzer] Wrong answer!
Dr. Robotnik: I'll need something very tiny.
Scratch: How about Grounder's brain?
Grounder: Very funny.
Grounder: I put my head back on for this?
Scratch: Oh shut up! At least yours is SUPPOSED to be detachable!
Dr. Robotnik: I'm waaaiting! Hmmm, now where have I heard that line before?
Dr. Robotnik: I've really outdone myself this time. Remind me to give myself the medal for excellence in supreme rotten-ness.
Scratch: Didn't you just give yourself that award last week?
Dr. Robotnik: Well, think up a better one then!
Sonic: I'll make you famous like I did with Arnold Schwartzenegermaggerbah.