Freddy Pharkas, Frontier Pharmacist (1994 Video Game)

Cam Clarke: Freddy Pharkas

Quotes 

• Freddy Pharkas : You unlock the door. Tada! That's 500 points; you're halfway through the game.

• Freddy Pharkas : Those darn kids. Don't they have anything better to do than to hide joybuzzers under the outhouse seat?

• Freddy Pharkas : Careful; you never know when some airborne wino's gonna come flying outta that window.

• Freddy Pharkas : [reads an incorrect prescription through a whiskey glass]  Now you can see how Doc Gillespie wrote this prescription.

• [repeated line] 

  Freddy Pharkas : Mind the store, Srini, I'm off to uphold justice... and stuff...

  Srini : Okey-the-dokey.