Beautiful Creatures (2000)
Petula: I've never seen a pink and white dog before.
Dorothy: He's half part pedigree, half part acrylic.
Petula: Really? Never heard of them.
Hepburn: [to Petula] Do you have an easily accessible back entrance I can make use of?
Petula: [looking at porn magazine] Bloody hell, that can't be pleasant. I mean that's as thick as a baby's arm. Would you let a baby do that to you with its arm?
Dorothy: I need a smoke! I'm on the run from a maniac. So's my dog.
Brian: [while having a fatal seizure] Fick mich! Fick mich! Fick mich in meinen Arsch!
Dorothy: What is the matter with him? Is he German?
Petula: [remembering Brian's driving lesson] Neutral. Always make sure your vehicle is in neutral before you start your engine, Petula. Or I will punch your fucking lights out.