Follows Andy, who needs to hook up with a hottie, pronto, because he hasn't had sex in... well, forever - and his luck isn't the only thing that's hard. His equally horny teenage roommates ... See full summary »
J. Chris Newberg
During World War II, somewhere in France, Private James Ryan has lost his genitalia in battle--they're missing in action and, that day, his wife Lisa is due to receive three telegrams. An officer sends a platoon, and the platoon leader tells his men, "If that boy and his penis are alive, we're going to find them." When they do find Ryan, he's doesn't want to leave his fellow soldiers, but the platoon leader explains the mission firmly. Private Ryan relents, they shoot their way out, and there's a casualty. Jump ahead 50 years: a grey-haired man kneels at a gravestone as a young man waits beside him. Did someone die in vain, or did Ryan put it to good use? Written by
One of the best (and shortest) parodies ever made.
Craig Moss's "Saving Ryan's Privates" is nothing short of a phenomenon. Finally, a film that doesn't give viewers the shaft. In all seriousness, folks, "Saving Private Ryan" had it coming. It's an awesome movie, but there was just a bit too much seriousness in it, I guess, so this parody is completely deserved. As far as a plot, it's about the same as "Saving Private Ryan," except this time they're not just searching for a soldier; they're looking for his genetalia too. If you do not find phallus-based humor funny, then avoid this at all costs. If you enjoy this kind of stuff, than watch this hilarious masterpiece first chance you get.
I give it 10 out of 10.
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